2008 · H-Town Auction League

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$72L. TomlinsonRB · Roobstacles

$70Brian WestbrookRB · Bush Wackers

$60Frank GoreRB · Squinchers

$60Joseph AddaiRB · Jackets

$59Stephen JacksonRB · Hoagies & Grinders

$56Clinton PortisRB · Gridiron Gladiators

$55Terrell OwensWR · Orbital Debris

$50Peyton ManningQB · Here for Beer

$43Reggie WayneWR · The Winners

$40Drew BreesQB · Suck My Ditka

$36Reggie BushRB/WR · The Winners

$36Steve Smith SrWR · Gridiron Gladiators

$35Calvin JohnsonWR · The Winners

$35Carson PalmerQB · Squinchers

Rosters

Tony Sapp · 19 rostered$18 left

RBBrian Westbrook$70

RBRonnie Brown$24

RB/WRLenDale White$15

WRWes Welker$15

BENCHCorrell Buckhalter$10

DLJohn Abraham$10

DBKevin Payne$10

BENCHMarcedes Lewis$10

BENCHMatt Jones$10

WRMushin Muhammed$10

IDPTerrell Suggs$10

BENCHTim Hightower$10

BENCHDavid Garrard$8

DLJustin Tuck$7

BENCHRay Rice$4

KJosh Brown$3

TETony Scheffler$3

QBAaron Rodgers$2

DBBrian Dawkins$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

1731

1722

1708

1761

1688

1714

1741

1779

1544

1772

1789

1778

1783

1741

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2008 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	2383.20	149.47	129.30	147.60	156.77	227.63	228.03	224.03	202.97	152.00	148.37	118.00	175.20	142.63	181.20
Suck My DitkaMark Patullo	2330.74	195.93	171.60	191.43	161.10	125.30	146.07	149.40	171.50	131.20	167.67	192.17	199.17	171.73	156.47
DICKY GRichie Garcia	2097.69	150.17	148.70	112.07	141.10	129.17	124.41	144.10	152.40	119.37	174.47	143.93	195.07	176.53	186.20
JacketsJeremy Horvath	2089.87	102.73	116.40	158.30	132.97	154.90	121.17	168.30	151.23	159.00	150.37	214.73	137.20	148.37	174.20
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2082.04	141.03	101.90	95.87	209.63	92.90	113.83	125.20	177.53	119.73	185.00	234.33	235.33	113.93	135.83
The WinnersBill Hahn	2075.40	179.70	223.87	143.70	157.33	165.77	160.10	110.70	116.37	161.63	205.70	114.30	74.20	124.70	137.33
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2062.65	109.73	155.00	146.87	198.20	138.97	128.47	137.10	200.47	140.03	146.70	127.27	144.07	164.87	124.90
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2039.05	135.33	182.33	140.70	95.60	140.07	162.73	137.80	173.03	124.63	122.83	121.87	124.97	206.73	170.43
SquinchersRob Lynch	1934.71	133.50	98.97	146.40	109.10	139.93	162.87	176.83	131.40	137.60	145.17	131.80	134.80	140.44	145.90
Hoagies & GrindersGreg Manuel	1813.34	132.83	120.47	141.23	168.53	127.23	107.63	129.27	107.77	105.30	98.57	155.00	107.27	191.07	121.17
VanceCrimsonFireAntsChris Waskiewicz	1674.76	140.73	129.37	140.83	143.70	91.40	99.43	134.33	120.57	109.67	150.03	88.30	136.20	76.77	113.43
Here for BeerCody Harrell	1667.60	160.17	143.67	142.60	87.00	154.53	159.13	104.23	73.33	83.97	77.20	147.47	114.70	125.47	94.13

2008 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	1924.70	121.97	94.80	111.60	128.77	191.13	193.53	185.53	157.97	109.50	125.87	93.50	140.70	113.13	156.70
Suck My DitkaMark Patullo	1905.04	158.43	140.60	159.93	137.10	96.30	126.07	117.40	144.00	109.50	138.17	155.17	169.67	130.23	122.47
DICKY GRichie Garcia	1673.19	121.17	127.70	70.07	103.10	101.17	99.41	101.60	129.40	81.37	150.47	120.43	172.57	138.53	156.20
JacketsJeremy Horvath	1631.37	64.23	96.40	136.80	97.47	126.40	85.17	133.30	124.23	126.00	108.37	184.73	102.20	102.87	143.20
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1616.54	98.03	83.90	76.37	168.63	71.90	91.83	89.20	152.03	75.73	145.50	184.83	204.33	79.93	94.33
The WinnersBill Hahn	1720.40	151.20	203.37	113.70	123.33	145.27	133.60	97.20	96.87	141.63	176.20	91.30	43.20	96.20	107.33
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1608.65	81.73	121.50	108.87	168.20	97.97	92.47	111.60	169.47	113.03	132.20	94.77	99.07	120.87	96.90
Bush WackersTony Sapp	1663.55	108.83	140.83	119.70	71.10	115.07	139.73	104.80	147.03	93.13	98.83	100.37	101.97	172.23	149.93
SquinchersRob Lynch	1544.71	101.00	80.47	104.90	97.10	103.93	131.87	149.83	113.90	107.60	114.17	100.80	102.30	115.94	120.90
Hoagies & GrindersGreg Manuel	1416.34	110.33	78.97	110.73	147.03	102.23	93.63	94.27	77.27	75.30	79.07	117.50	85.27	156.57	88.17
VanceCrimsonFireAntsChris Waskiewicz	1263.76	113.73	100.37	105.33	116.20	64.90	73.93	110.33	95.57	81.67	113.53	60.30	99.70	50.77	77.43
Here for BeerCody Harrell	1285.60	110.67	127.67	105.10	67.00	111.53	127.13	68.23	59.83	64.97	55.20	124.47	94.20	94.97	74.63

2008 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	458.50	27.50	34.50	36.00	28.00	36.50	34.50	38.50	45.00	42.50	22.50	24.50	34.50	29.50	24.50
Suck My DitkaMark Patullo	425.70	37.50	31.00	31.50	24.00	29.00	20.00	32.00	27.50	21.70	29.50	37.00	29.50	41.50	34.00
DICKY GRichie Garcia	424.50	29.00	21.00	42.00	38.00	28.00	25.00	42.50	23.00	38.00	24.00	23.50	22.50	38.00	30.00
JacketsJeremy Horvath	458.50	38.50	20.00	21.50	35.50	28.50	36.00	35.00	27.00	33.00	42.00	30.00	35.00	45.50	31.00
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	465.50	43.00	18.00	19.50	41.00	21.00	22.00	36.00	25.50	44.00	39.50	49.50	31.00	34.00	41.50
The WinnersBill Hahn	355.00	28.50	20.50	30.00	34.00	20.50	26.50	13.50	19.50	20.00	29.50	23.00	31.00	28.50	30.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	454.00	28.00	33.50	38.00	30.00	41.00	36.00	25.50	31.00	27.00	14.50	32.50	45.00	44.00	28.00
Bush WackersTony Sapp	375.50	26.50	41.50	21.00	24.50	25.00	23.00	33.00	26.00	31.50	24.00	21.50	23.00	34.50	20.50
SquinchersRob Lynch	390.00	32.50	18.50	41.50	12.00	36.00	31.00	27.00	17.50	30.00	31.00	31.00	32.50	24.50	25.00
Hoagies & GrindersGreg Manuel	397.00	22.50	41.50	30.50	21.50	25.00	14.00	35.00	30.50	30.00	19.50	37.50	22.00	34.50	33.00
VanceCrimsonFireAntsChris Waskiewicz	411.00	27.00	29.00	35.50	27.50	26.50	25.50	24.00	25.00	28.00	36.50	28.00	36.50	26.00	36.00
Here for BeerCody Harrell	382.00	49.50	16.00	37.50	20.00	43.00	32.00	36.00	13.50	19.00	22.00	23.00	20.50	30.50	19.50

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner. Weeks 2, 6 are tied and show every team that shared the high.

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

3 off · 4 defOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss7 weeks

4 off · 1 defGridiron GladiatorsJay Weber5 weeks

0 off · 3 defJacketsJeremy Horvath3 weeks

1 off · 2 defRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton3 weeks

3 off · 0 defThe WinnersBill Hahn3 weeks

1 off · 1 defBush WackersTony Sapp2 weeks

0 off · 2 defDICKY GRichie Garcia2 weeks

0 off · 2 defHere for BeerCody Harrell2 weeks

2 off · 0 defSuck My DitkaMark Patullo2 weeks

0 off · 1 defHoagies & GrindersGreg Manuel1 weeks

Weeks in which this team posted the high offense or the high defense. The weekly $10 bonus did not exist yet, so no money is attached.

The Toilet Bowl did not exist yet. The drop log names the manager who dropped each player. It never records who picked one up -- no season of this era does. The $10 add/drop floor and $1/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.