Manager since 2007
Mark Patullo
Currently Laces Out
20
Seasons
12
Postseasons
3
Titles
2
Toilet Bowls
Ratings
Every bar is a share of seasons played, so it compares across eras. Points do not, which is why none of these are points.
Titles3 / 20
Postseasons12 / 20
Top three7 / 20
Toilet Bowl2 / 20
Trophy case
One block per season played. A trophy is a title.
Finish by season
Taller is better. A full-height bar is a title, mid-height is a playoff run that fell short, and the odd one out is the Toilet Bowl.
07
08
09
10
11
12
13
14
15
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20
21
22
23
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25
26
Team names
2014–2026Laces Out
2013RG3PO
2012TDs and Beer
2011It'sOnLikeNdamukong
2010Kitten Mittens
2009MILF and Cookies
2008Suck My Ditka
2007Hurricane Ditka
Seasons
Career totals cover every season. Points are not comparable across eras — the scoring rules changed several times, and kickers were dropped after 2015.