2024 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 16–17

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith2961.21$1,000

2ndGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen2932.77$500

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch3060.08$300

4thLaces OutMark Patullo2806.10$100

TBRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2650.50$100

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$58Breece HallRB · Gridiron Gladiators

$58Christian McCaffreyRB · Da Commish

$57Tyreek HillWR · Laces Out

$50Bijan RobinsonRB · MoneyBall

$50CeeDee LambWR · SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)

$50Ja'Marr ChaseWR · Courtesy Flush

$48Saquon BarkleyRB · Orbital Debris

$46Justin JeffersonWR · Courtesy Flush

$45Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · Show Me The Money

$41De'Von AchaneRB · Laces Out

$40Josh JacobsRB · Show Me The Money

$37Travis Etienne Jr.RB · Laces Out

$36A.J. BrownWR · Blitz Battalion

$36Jahmyr GibbsRB · Deep Fucking Value

Rosters

Damian Smith · 20 rostered$5 left

RBBijan Robinson$50

RBDerrick Henry$31

QBLamar Jackson$26

WRJaylen Waddle$25

WRMalik Nabers$20

LBFred Warner$19

LBDarius Muasau$11

TEJake Ferguson$11

LBNick Bolton$11

LBBobby Wagner$10

LBBobby Okereke$8

RBKyren Williams$6

DBXavier McKinney$5

TET.J. Hockenson$4

DLMyles Garrett$3

LBAkeem Davis-Gaither$1

RBBlake Corum$1

WRJameson Williams$1

QBJordan Love$1

WRKhalil Shakir$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–15

2011

2217

2067

2099

2104

2100

2063

2279

2237

2194

2220

2198

2239

2353

2235

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–15. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2024 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
SquinchersRob Lynch	3060.08	170.58	198.88	222.12	211.90	163.22	194.37	172.24	196.48	262.28	175.28	170.33	214.85	189.78	245.20	272.57
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2961.21	182.80	219.33	208.82	227.45	185.75	202.02	210.37	213.33	184.03	191.02	118.90	218.85	197.80	184.12	216.62
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2932.77	168.82	209.95	169.70	176.53	174.02	228.73	150.18	188.65	207.52	211.42	244.37	216.80	216.00	202.40	167.68
Da CommishTony Sapp	2807.19	174.88	193.48	167.43	173.40	175.13	164.20	195.68	197.63	137.48	206.20	240.83	152.83	197.62	239.28	191.12
Laces OutMark Patullo	2806.10	213.15	221.18	134.48	204.35	160.32	209.63	165.85	182.27	204.43	193.93	186.15	154.58	198.43	193.22	184.13
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	2770.63	178.02	165.15	162.70	174.93	227.15	142.13	214.48	225.73	142.63	157.57	226.67	178.80	187.67	174.88	212.12
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2763.45	144.75	193.18	172.33	138.60	225.03	171.30	194.42	221.02	145.85	214.57	197.55	186.00	202.28	210.57	146.00
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2758.75	197.85	203.03	185.11	173.62	187.48	182.98	161.93	152.73	253.60	174.77	172.38	217.67	151.95	174.70	168.95
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2650.50	126.37	144.28	174.97	161.17	204.18	162.72	125.90	194.37	183.02	218.98	167.32	182.77	215.03	206.65	182.77
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	2608.71	163.65	161.48	158.33	119.36	112.32	143.35	141.03	197.60	200.75	157.12	243.40	170.32	166.90	230.10	243.00
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	2481.74	167.35	127.28	176.12	181.85	160.73	166.95	187.92	163.70	182.63	174.55	138.88	180.30	158.87	168.43	146.18
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	2014.51	122.77	179.75	134.73	155.62	128.97	131.85	142.53	145.18	133.15	118.65	112.93	124.22	156.47	123.42	104.27

2024 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
SquinchersRob Lynch	1896.33	120.33	130.38	132.12	125.90	83.22	125.12	106.74	118.23	148.78	119.03	111.08	133.60	98.28	169.70	173.82
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1899.71	112.30	113.58	147.07	138.95	111.00	127.77	147.62	138.58	117.03	134.02	71.90	137.60	125.55	135.12	141.62
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1875.52	106.32	112.45	111.95	109.03	116.77	145.48	99.18	132.90	129.02	134.17	181.87	118.30	122.50	148.15	107.43
Da CommishTony Sapp	1622.44	102.13	108.73	107.43	86.40	107.38	101.70	106.43	114.63	83.23	109.45	170.83	74.33	119.37	113.53	116.87
Laces OutMark Patullo	1770.85	147.90	135.93	67.98	155.10	96.82	119.88	88.10	100.77	148.43	94.18	127.15	110.58	121.18	139.97	116.88
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	1584.13	98.02	81.15	98.95	109.43	126.15	75.63	128.73	117.73	90.88	88.57	134.67	103.80	112.42	97.88	120.12
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1807.20	90.25	108.43	109.33	89.85	145.28	121.30	123.92	139.77	90.35	152.32	109.05	114.50	152.28	154.57	106.00
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1862.60	131.20	134.03	133.61	109.37	117.48	113.48	92.43	120.48	149.60	117.27	124.38	163.42	116.70	111.20	127.95
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1657.05	69.37	77.78	109.22	113.17	154.93	106.57	72.30	131.12	120.47	125.23	83.97	119.02	137.78	112.90	123.22
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	1639.96	84.15	126.23	98.83	64.61	65.07	92.85	86.28	140.60	119.00	93.87	163.65	109.82	115.90	136.85	142.25
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	1435.09	85.60	62.78	98.87	106.35	90.23	103.20	107.67	103.95	109.88	83.80	85.13	114.75	85.02	123.68	74.18
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	1289.26	79.52	123.75	82.73	116.87	61.97	98.60	85.03	113.43	96.65	60.40	61.68	71.97	86.97	78.92	70.77

2024 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
SquinchersRob Lynch	1163.75	50.25	68.50	90.00	86.00	80.00	69.25	65.50	78.25	113.50	56.25	59.25	81.25	91.50	75.50	98.75
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1061.50	70.50	105.75	61.75	88.50	74.75	74.25	62.75	74.75	67.00	57.00	47.00	81.25	72.25	49.00	75.00
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1057.25	62.50	97.50	57.75	67.50	57.25	83.25	51.00	55.75	78.50	77.25	62.50	98.50	93.50	54.25	60.25
Da CommishTony Sapp	1184.75	72.75	84.75	60.00	87.00	67.75	62.50	89.25	83.00	54.25	96.75	70.00	78.50	78.25	125.75	74.25
Laces OutMark Patullo	1035.25	65.25	85.25	66.50	49.25	63.50	89.75	77.75	81.50	56.00	99.75	59.00	44.00	77.25	53.25	67.25
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	1186.50	80.00	84.00	63.75	65.50	101.00	66.50	85.75	108.00	51.75	69.00	92.00	75.00	75.25	77.00	92.00
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	956.25	54.50	84.75	63.00	48.75	79.75	50.00	70.50	81.25	55.50	62.25	88.50	71.50	50.00	56.00	40.00
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	896.15	66.65	69.00	51.50	64.25	70.00	69.50	69.50	32.25	104.00	57.50	48.00	54.25	35.25	63.50	41.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	993.45	57.00	66.50	65.75	48.00	49.25	56.15	53.60	63.25	62.55	93.75	83.35	63.75	77.25	93.75	59.55
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	968.75	79.50	35.25	59.50	54.75	47.25	50.50	54.75	57.00	81.75	63.25	79.75	60.50	51.00	93.25	100.75
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	1046.65	81.75	64.50	77.25	75.50	70.50	63.75	80.25	59.75	72.75	90.75	53.75	65.55	73.85	44.75	72.00
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	725.25	43.25	56.00	52.00	38.75	67.00	33.25	57.50	31.75	36.50	58.25	51.25	52.25	69.50	44.50	33.50

A highlighted week on Offense or Defense paid its team $10. The bonus is scored on offense and defense separately, so a high Total pays nothing — it is marked because it is what the tab is for.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 16

Seed 4Laces OutMark Patullo217.77

Seed 3SquinchersRob Lynch217.73

Seed 5Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd192.75

Seed 6Da CommishTony Sapp183.15

Championship · week 17

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith · seed 2230.45

2ndGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen · seed 1196.93

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch · from the wild card179.32

4thLaces OutMark Patullo · from the wild card164.22

Toilet Bowl · weeks 16–17

#1RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton404.24194.87 + 209.37

#2Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss398.39221.07 + 177.32

#3Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski359.24171.57 + 187.67

#4Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel335.63165.18 + 170.45

#5Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj310.97149.52 + 161.45

#6SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris295.36151.78 + 143.58

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$1,050 + $40MoneyBallDamian Smith$1,090

$500 + $40Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$540

$300 + $40SquinchersRob Lynch$340

$100 + $50Laces OutMark Patullo$150

$100 + $10RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$110

$50 + $30Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel$80

$0 + $20Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd$20

$0 + $20Da CommishTony Sapp$20

$0 + $20Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$20

$0 + $20Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski$20

$0 + $10Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj$10

Season prizes plus the weekly scoring bonus, per manager. The breakdown on the left is season + weekly.

Toilet Bowl: Roobstacles. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.