2012 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 15–16

1stGridiron GladiatorsJay Weber2963.10$300

2ndDownward SpiralPaul Ladd2388.11$150

3rdRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2415.77$75

TBDICKY GRichie Garcia2241.58$25

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$55Calvin JohnsonWR · TDs and Beer

$54Ray RiceRB · The Losers

$49Drew BreesQB · Roobstacles

$48Darren McFaddenRB · TDs and Beer

$47Aaron RodgersQB · The Losers

$46Matt ForteRB · MoneyBall

$45Adrian PetersonRB · MoneyBall

$41Chris JohnsonRB · The Pale Horse

$40Andre JohnsonWR/TE · The Losers

$40LeSean McCoyRB · Bush Wackers

$37Tom BradyQB · MoneyBall

$35Roddy WhiteRB/WR · Downward Spiral

$35Trent RichardsonRB · MoneyBall

$34Doug MarinRB · Gridiron Gladiators

Rosters

Jay Weber · 20 rostered$16 left

RB/WRDoug Marin$34

WRWes Welker$30

BENCHBrandon Marshall$27

QBRobert Griffin III$19

WRReggie Wayne$12

RBAlfred Morris$10

DLBobby Wagner$10

BENCHCecil Shorts III$10

BENCHGreg Olsen$10

BENCHPierre Garcon$10

LBRobert Mathis$10

IDPJames Laurinaitis$9

RBMark Ingram$9

TERob Gronkowski$8

IDPDaryl Washington$7

IDPLuke Kuechly$7

KStephen Gostkowski$4

BENCHCarson Palmer$3

DBCharles Tillman$3

BENCHJason McCourty$2

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

2017

2096

2076

2182

2032

2102

1987

2005

1969

2022

1973

2140

2101

2013

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2012 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	2963.10	190.47	229.12	165.82	203.97	177.38	220.47	231.00	213.55	244.92	208.97	209.25	238.63	215.68	213.87
TDs and BeerMark Patullo	2495.13	191.03	140.40	178.00	209.22	181.08	209.00	117.10	166.92	163.10	183.18	200.00	176.60	219.77	159.73
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2445.06	159.55	138.35	146.67	172.12	166.60	180.53	199.55	145.63	178.98	165.90	176.73	193.90	188.58	231.97
The LosersBill Hahn	2436.45	183.85	203.00	177.38	185.63	137.58	216.22	188.85	142.65	189.02	143.70	187.57	188.20	134.08	158.72
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2415.79	172.02	182.77	169.45	197.98	171.23	186.95	170.37	182.80	138.00	150.55	167.52	189.10	176.43	160.62
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2415.77	176.30	163.38	180.75	198.07	189.13	156.15	190.82	189.55	143.92	154.08	173.55	172.40	166.17	161.50
Downward SpiralPaul Ladd	2388.11	179.40	218.48	150.72	185.87	161.10	157.22	199.85	127.63	139.30	190.82	162.97	177.80	145.23	191.72
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	2266.05	165.27	119.28	236.17	188.53	154.68	181.87	146.93	175.03	156.83	154.57	150.83	138.70	171.38	125.98
SquinchersRob Lynch	2247.36	193.95	204.60	188.60	151.60	180.18	194.68	156.83	171.30	120.97	117.42	121.72	155.15	144.38	145.98
DICKY GRichie Garcia	2241.58	154.17	188.52	127.13	150.73	110.28	154.02	140.85	160.07	151.20	218.03	148.65	168.35	225.15	144.43
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2225.40	98.42	217.70	187.02	165.10	202.65	116.35	116.88	190.23	158.45	184.55	98.78	170.37	148.00	170.90
Everyone Gets LaidGreg Manuel	2175.84	153.03	90.87	168.18	172.68	200.28	128.80	127.80	139.50	184.38	150.60	175.52	170.48	166.37	147.35

2012 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	2095.60	137.97	153.87	126.57	137.72	138.13	146.22	155.00	158.80	169.42	159.72	145.75	164.88	147.93	153.62
TDs and BeerMark Patullo	1829.13	146.28	86.45	136.65	145.47	126.33	144.75	69.60	137.62	127.60	132.18	131.50	134.10	190.77	119.83
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1697.31	119.55	89.35	88.92	106.37	104.60	124.53	142.30	113.13	146.73	115.65	99.73	133.15	148.08	165.22
The LosersBill Hahn	1708.20	131.60	151.50	111.88	153.88	97.08	150.97	133.85	81.40	130.27	86.45	140.32	142.20	86.83	109.97
Bush WackersTony Sapp	1654.29	136.27	125.27	118.70	133.48	103.73	131.20	120.12	136.80	88.75	111.05	103.52	118.10	125.93	101.37
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1712.02	136.30	108.13	117.00	147.57	144.38	99.15	137.82	124.80	104.42	116.58	128.80	114.15	124.17	108.75
Downward SpiralPaul Ladd	1695.11	123.15	162.48	97.22	123.12	103.10	107.72	144.35	102.63	102.30	158.32	119.72	115.55	94.48	140.97
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	1578.05	107.52	85.28	170.17	136.53	91.18	130.37	107.43	128.78	121.08	109.32	83.08	94.95	115.88	96.48
SquinchersRob Lynch	1518.86	113.95	164.35	108.85	109.10	121.93	144.18	116.58	107.05	70.72	77.92	90.72	96.40	91.13	105.98
DICKY GRichie Garcia	1618.33	97.42	123.52	85.38	119.98	77.03	116.02	95.35	122.07	123.95	160.53	110.15	132.85	152.40	101.68
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1518.15	90.92	162.45	141.02	118.35	151.90	79.85	73.88	90.48	106.95	136.30	46.53	93.12	106.50	119.90
Everyone Gets LaidGreg Manuel	1567.84	125.53	60.37	132.43	127.18	147.78	94.05	95.80	106.25	137.38	98.60	89.02	122.48	115.62	115.35

2012 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	867.50	52.50	75.25	39.25	66.25	39.25	74.25	76.00	54.75	75.50	49.25	63.50	73.75	67.75	60.25
TDs and BeerMark Patullo	666.00	44.75	53.95	41.35	63.75	54.75	64.25	47.50	29.30	35.50	51.00	68.50	42.50	29.00	39.90
MoneyBallDamian Smith	747.75	40.00	49.00	57.75	65.75	62.00	56.00	57.25	32.50	32.25	50.25	77.00	60.75	40.50	66.75
The LosersBill Hahn	728.25	52.25	51.50	65.50	31.75	40.50	65.25	55.00	61.25	58.75	57.25	47.25	46.00	47.25	48.75
Bush WackersTony Sapp	761.50	35.75	57.50	50.75	64.50	67.50	55.75	50.25	46.00	49.25	39.50	64.00	71.00	50.50	59.25
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	703.75	40.00	55.25	63.75	50.50	44.75	57.00	53.00	64.75	39.50	37.50	44.75	58.25	42.00	52.75
Downward SpiralPaul Ladd	693.00	56.25	56.00	53.50	62.75	58.00	49.50	55.50	25.00	37.00	32.50	43.25	62.25	50.75	50.75
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	688.00	57.75	34.00	66.00	52.00	63.50	51.50	39.50	46.25	35.75	45.25	67.75	43.75	55.50	29.50
SquinchersRob Lynch	728.50	80.00	40.25	79.75	42.50	58.25	50.50	40.25	64.25	50.25	39.50	31.00	58.75	53.25	40.00
DICKY GRichie Garcia	623.25	56.75	65.00	41.75	30.75	33.25	38.00	45.50	38.00	27.25	57.50	38.50	35.50	72.75	42.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	707.25	7.50	55.25	46.00	46.75	50.75	36.50	43.00	99.75	51.50	48.25	52.25	77.25	41.50	51.00
Everyone Gets LaidGreg Manuel	608.00	27.50	30.50	35.75	45.50	52.50	34.75	32.00	33.25	47.00	52.00	86.50	48.00	50.75	32.00

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 15

Seed 5MoneyBallDamian Smith201.97

Seed 6Downward SpiralPaul Ladd186.20

Seed 4TDs and BeerMark Patullo156.70

Seed 3Bush WackersTony Sapp137.58

Championship · week 16

1stGridiron GladiatorsJay Weber · seed 1215.30

2ndDownward SpiralPaul Ladd · from the wild card207.07

3rdRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · seed 2165.52

4thMoneyBallDamian Smith · from the wild card156.70

Toilet Bowl · weeks 15–16

#1DICKY GRichie Garcia394.04217.82 + 176.22

#2The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh347.93185.10 + 162.83

#3Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss341.05170.75 + 170.30

#4Everyone Gets LaidGreg Manuel336.55151.45 + 185.10

#5The LosersBill Hahn330.10160.35 + 169.75

#6SquinchersRob Lynch273.07137.37 + 135.70

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$350Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber$350

$150Downward SpiralPaul Ladd$150

$75RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$75

$25DICKY GRichie Garcia$25

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: DICKY G. The drop log names the manager who dropped each player. It never records who picked one up -- no season of this era does.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.