2021 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 16–17

1stDa CommishTony Sapp2893.06$600

2ndRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2560.15$300

3rdGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen2816.51$150

TBSquinchersRob Lynch2605.62$50

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$58Dalvin CookRB · TB12

$55Saquan BarkleyRB · TB12

$48Clyde Edwards-HelaireRB · Orbital Debris

$45Devante AdamsWR · Roobstacles

$45Travis KelceTE · Gruden Grinders

$43DeAndre HopkinsWR · Courtesy Flush

$40Alvin KamaraRB · Laces Out

$39Patrick MahomesQB · Roobstacles

$38Tyreek HillWR · MoneyBall

$36Derek HenryRB · TB12

$34Jonathan TaylorRB · Laces Out

$33Aaron Jones Sr.RB · Los Guapos

$32Josh JacobsRB · SweetBabyJesus

$31Joe MixonRB · Gridiron Gladiators

Rosters

Tony Sapp · 18 rostered$3 left

RBJosh Jacobs$32

RBChris Carson$24

LBDarius Leonard$22

RBKareem Hunt$21

WRJa'Marr Chase$18

WRChris Godwin Jr.$16

WRCooper Kupp$15

DBJamal Adams$15

WRTyler Boyd$14

QBJustin Herbert$12

TET.J. Hockenson$12

WRJerry Jeudy$10

LBFred Warner$9

TEMark Andrews$9

DLDeForest Buckner$7

RBAJ Dillon$5

LBAnthony Walker Jr.$5

LBTae Crowder$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–15

2176

2113

2114

2026

2313

2125

2053

1935

1925

1989

2014

2049

2071

2093

1888

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–15. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2021 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Da CommishTony Sapp	2893.06	219.13	201.77	185.37	156.85	204.32	179.65	190.13	182.38	183.87	193.10	219.18	169.85	181.82	202.52	223.12
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2816.51	139.73	210.90	206.15	174.22	190.82	201.25	153.78	184.58	170.57	165.63	212.60	227.98	201.90	215.47	160.93
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	2799.76	179.77	162.52	192.98	132.88	187.52	164.42	227.03	200.12	158.85	203.35	175.82	170.92	238.33	216.32	188.93
Laces OutMark Patullo	2651.80	166.48	151.42	186.92	190.88	213.88	197.17	184.67	161.90	201.82	149.73	173.48	200.45	180.33	142.37	150.30
SquinchersRob Lynch	2605.62	158.75	248.73	165.42	184.97	182.92	203.98	200.29	146.83	173.25	130.75	183.22	172.58	161.63	151.70	140.60
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2602.70	241.03	148.83	179.67	195.32	214.97	190.58	130.87	168.27	138.93	229.28	163.02	148.05	134.28	155.03	164.57
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2560.15	158.17	199.48	201.58	179.22	210.30	159.08	174.87	151.38	100.95	167.90	139.25	156.80	195.20	173.15	192.82
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2521.89	235.78	169.20	162.95	128.72	194.85	171.55	180.63	193.15	147.92	113.38	153.78	151.03	206.77	200.10	112.08
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	2502.11	159.25	150.47	156.58	154.62	174.40	169.42	133.73	201.30	118.85	169.50	170.62	190.72	143.68	205.67	203.30
TB12George Rusuloj	2356.85	167.23	151.20	151.43	216.02	159.52	201.38	156.60	141.73	174.13	180.87	153.65	191.10	106.23	83.68	122.08
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2348.62	204.28	176.08	166.18	179.23	172.62	150.38	153.65	95.03	156.97	169.13	149.67	136.53	144.63	182.27	111.97
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	2224.05	146.75	142.40	159.15	133.02	206.52	135.95	166.95	108.42	198.53	116.45	119.37	132.92	176.22	164.57	116.83

2021 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Da CommishTony Sapp	1989.81	160.13	142.27	130.87	86.85	152.57	117.65	126.63	126.63	127.87	117.60	162.68	108.85	133.32	142.27	153.62
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1894.51	82.98	135.90	147.40	114.22	153.32	138.75	102.78	105.83	120.32	102.88	145.85	169.23	133.15	145.72	96.18
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	1878.96	123.27	99.27	130.73	96.13	126.22	125.17	145.03	137.62	93.10	111.60	114.32	125.67	183.83	133.82	133.18
Laces OutMark Patullo	1849.55	110.73	115.67	107.67	137.63	166.88	137.17	135.67	113.90	154.07	96.23	130.48	126.20	141.58	74.37	101.30
SquinchersRob Lynch	1657.37	89.50	162.23	107.42	119.97	130.42	149.48	108.54	88.33	88.75	102.25	112.97	110.58	111.63	95.70	79.60
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1787.20	185.78	106.58	141.92	153.32	144.72	120.33	94.37	116.52	88.43	149.53	122.52	70.55	73.53	103.28	115.82
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1754.90	112.42	128.23	133.08	116.47	166.55	125.58	127.62	86.13	59.70	116.40	96.00	104.55	122.45	126.65	133.07
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1696.29	189.03	125.20	97.45	88.47	118.85	122.80	119.63	128.90	85.92	63.38	96.53	96.78	149.52	158.50	55.33
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	1813.36	120.00	113.72	115.33	120.12	120.65	134.17	105.73	141.05	71.10	137.00	116.87	121.22	100.18	144.67	151.55
TB12George Rusuloj	1634.75	106.03	103.15	104.33	171.27	103.27	121.88	121.85	84.73	128.38	119.12	101.65	150.60	75.73	68.68	74.08
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1477.12	145.53	125.58	106.43	120.23	112.87	81.63	123.40	44.53	74.97	127.88	100.67	77.53	81.63	95.02	59.22
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	1357.20	97.65	89.15	109.90	72.02	139.52	74.20	120.70	66.92	119.78	65.45	56.12	78.42	94.97	93.82	78.58

2021 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Da CommishTony Sapp	903.25	59.00	59.50	54.50	70.00	51.75	62.00	63.50	55.75	56.00	75.50	56.50	61.00	48.50	60.25	69.50
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	922.00	56.75	75.00	58.75	60.00	37.50	62.50	51.00	78.75	50.25	62.75	66.75	58.75	68.75	69.75	64.75
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	920.80	56.50	63.25	62.25	36.75	61.30	39.25	82.00	62.50	65.75	91.75	61.50	45.25	54.50	82.50	55.75
Laces OutMark Patullo	802.25	55.75	35.75	79.25	53.25	47.00	60.00	49.00	48.00	47.75	53.50	43.00	74.25	38.75	68.00	49.00
SquinchersRob Lynch	948.25	69.25	86.50	58.00	65.00	52.50	54.50	91.75	58.50	84.50	28.50	70.25	62.00	50.00	56.00	61.00
MoneyBallDamian Smith	815.50	55.25	42.25	37.75	42.00	70.25	70.25	36.50	51.75	50.50	79.75	40.50	77.50	60.75	51.75	48.75
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	805.25	45.75	71.25	68.50	62.75	43.75	33.50	47.25	65.25	41.25	51.50	43.25	52.25	72.75	46.50	59.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	825.60	46.75	44.00	65.50	40.25	76.00	48.75	61.00	64.25	62.00	50.00	57.25	54.25	57.25	41.60	56.75
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	688.75	39.25	36.75	41.25	34.50	53.75	35.25	28.00	60.25	47.75	32.50	53.75	69.50	43.50	61.00	51.75
TB12George Rusuloj	722.10	61.20	48.05	47.10	44.75	56.25	79.50	34.75	57.00	45.75	61.75	52.00	40.50	30.50	15.00	48.00
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	871.50	58.75	50.50	59.75	59.00	59.75	68.75	30.25	50.50	82.00	41.25	49.00	59.00	63.00	87.25	52.75
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	866.85	49.10	53.25	49.25	61.00	67.00	61.75	46.25	41.50	78.75	51.00	63.25	54.50	81.25	70.75	38.25

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 16

Seed 5RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton219.75

Seed 3Da CommishTony Sapp218.30

Seed 4Laces OutMark Patullo144.35

Seed 6Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss136.78

Championship · week 17

1stDa CommishTony Sapp · from the wild card206.15

2ndRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · from the wild card202.53

3rdGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen · seed 1182.05

4thGruden GrindersJoe Polomski · seed 2137.40

Toilet Bowl · weeks 16–17

#1SquinchersRob Lynch418.32190.05 + 228.27

#2Los GuaposGreg Manuel328.17190.22 + 137.95

#3Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd312.59122.12 + 190.47

#4MoneyBallDamian Smith298.71164.98 + 133.73

#5SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris298.31131.08 + 167.23

#6TB12George Rusuloj284.48163.10 + 121.38

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$650Da CommishTony Sapp$650

$300RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$300

$150Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$150

$100SquinchersRob Lynch$100

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Squinchers. The drop log for this season records that a player was dropped but not by whom, so no transaction is attributed to a team. The $5 add/drop floor and $2/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.