2009 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship

1stGridiron GladiatorsJay Weber2533.50—

2ndRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2818.19—

3rdManuel LaborGreg Manuel2510.11—

4thBush WackersTony Sapp2538.94—

TBOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss2075.27—

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$51Steven JacksonRB · The Winners

$50Drew BreesQB · Roobstacles

$50Tom BradyQB · Courtesy Flush

$47LaDainian TomlinsonRB · Manuel Labor

$42Frank GoreRB · Humble Hustlers

$40Calvin JohnsonWR · The Winners

$39Peyton ManningQB · Manuel Labor

$38Steve Smith SrWR · MILF and Cookies

$38Thomas JonesRB · Squinchers

$37Larry FitzgeraldWR · Jackets

$36Greg JenningsWR/TE · Gridiron Gladiators

$34Andre JohnsonWR/TE · Gridiron Gladiators

$34Marion BarberRB · Humble Hustlers

$34Philip RiversQB · Gridiron Gladiators

Rosters

Jay Weber · 20 rostered$4 left

RB/WRGreg Jennings$36

WRAndre Johnson$34

QBPhilip Rivers$34

TEJason Witten$25

BENCHLeSean McCoy$21

WRRoddy White$21

RBMatt Forte$15

RBPierre Thomas$15

BENCHAnthony Gonzalez$12

DLJon Beason$6

IDPDavid Harris$5

IDPDL,LB-Aaron Kampman$5

BENCHKeith Rivers$5

BENCHRashard Mendenhall$5

KDavid Akers$2

IDPDerrick Johnson$1

BENCHLadell Betts$1

LBLarry Foote$1

DBRichard Marshall$1

BENCHTrent Edwards$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

1942

2130

1935

1904

1992

2282

1832

1916

2012

1998

2099

2065

2052

2008

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2009 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2818.19	195.58	235.32	177.38	143.43	166.63	267.10	184.48	223.62	178.15	195.93	190.43	239.42	180.72	240.00
MILF and CookiesMark Patullo	2583.27	179.80	227.85	135.77	166.05	199.67	149.30	175.40	172.67	221.90	205.43	166.87	186.58	182.90	213.08
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2538.94	160.28	169.30	215.62	226.05	188.05	227.48	167.95	170.67	177.70	148.25	219.77	163.80	152.22	151.80
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	2533.50	169.70	200.03	179.40	143.57	193.27	166.28	145.23	187.95	181.37	170.15	181.73	198.07	245.68	171.07
Manuel LaborGreg Manuel	2510.11	172.03	167.52	230.58	192.72	169.30	154.40	172.23	165.65	166.70	221.95	166.12	157.78	166.35	206.78
JacketsJeremy Horvath	2441.43	131.38	159.37	154.03	150.72	198.68	186.58	209.82	147.87	202.32	143.53	189.30	176.17	218.43	173.23
SquinchersRob Lynch	2325.07	202.35	157.32	163.75	173.10	185.13	252.20	131.88	145.80	165.62	131.30	179.17	157.23	129.47	150.75
The WinnersBill Hahn	2285.99	179.73	152.32	173.53	155.90	117.62	184.40	126.47	176.55	156.20	191.58	182.95	155.25	194.02	139.47
DICKY GRichie Garcia	2247.30	178.23	158.48	128.08	132.23	154.25	211.87	153.50	144.08	206.65	176.32	176.55	164.60	112.28	150.18
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2075.27	97.78	190.03	142.00	126.95	136.37	169.62	150.20	119.53	147.63	154.72	123.37	184.62	169.25	163.20
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1959.88	155.65	130.20	120.38	120.95	154.00	175.17	153.52	119.73	139.07	128.75	131.48	127.25	176.98	126.75
Humble HustlersTim Besson	1848.03	119.83	182.73	114.65	171.88	128.78	137.12	61.75	141.68	68.75	129.87	191.00	154.32	123.57	122.10

2009 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2157.44	164.08	183.32	128.88	109.18	119.38	217.60	126.73	186.12	131.65	139.93	138.93	193.42	150.47	167.75
MILF and CookiesMark Patullo	1969.77	122.80	173.35	104.27	115.05	161.17	119.30	139.90	124.17	169.90	175.43	121.37	144.33	140.65	158.08
Bush WackersTony Sapp	1909.94	117.53	122.80	164.37	156.05	136.30	166.98	138.70	123.42	132.70	110.00	168.77	123.55	136.97	111.80
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	1917.75	122.45	159.53	125.40	119.82	146.02	123.53	112.23	149.95	140.12	137.65	110.98	145.32	190.68	134.07
Manuel LaborGreg Manuel	1820.61	133.53	107.77	159.58	133.97	122.80	124.65	138.98	105.40	124.20	158.45	116.12	108.78	131.85	154.53
JacketsJeremy Horvath	1666.18	71.38	109.87	112.78	90.97	120.18	129.33	153.82	91.12	137.82	95.03	144.30	126.67	160.43	122.48
SquinchersRob Lynch	1662.57	132.60	116.07	107.50	128.60	151.63	200.95	88.13	85.30	107.12	88.55	138.42	115.98	94.97	106.75
The WinnersBill Hahn	1715.24	140.23	109.82	135.03	126.40	83.12	143.15	97.47	116.05	112.95	147.08	152.95	106.50	141.27	103.22
DICKY GRichie Garcia	1600.30	130.23	115.48	90.33	85.23	99.75	180.37	93.50	103.08	160.90	127.82	143.80	90.35	72.53	106.93
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1524.52	74.03	122.03	105.50	84.45	95.87	115.12	127.45	87.53	112.13	104.47	100.62	138.62	121.25	135.45
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1422.48	126.15	89.70	74.13	84.20	119.00	123.67	110.27	78.23	90.82	99.75	102.73	87.50	145.83	90.50
Humble HustlersTim Besson	1462.28	73.33	155.48	85.15	134.13	76.53	101.37	43.00	128.43	45.25	111.62	155.25	133.07	113.82	105.85

2009 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	660.75	31.50	52.00	48.50	34.25	47.25	49.50	57.75	37.50	46.50	56.00	51.50	46.00	30.25	72.25
MILF and CookiesMark Patullo	613.50	57.00	54.50	31.50	51.00	38.50	30.00	35.50	48.50	52.00	30.00	45.50	42.25	42.25	55.00
Bush WackersTony Sapp	629.00	42.75	46.50	51.25	70.00	51.75	60.50	29.25	47.25	45.00	38.25	51.00	40.25	15.25	40.00
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	615.75	47.25	40.50	54.00	23.75	47.25	42.75	33.00	38.00	41.25	32.50	70.75	52.75	55.00	37.00
Manuel LaborGreg Manuel	689.50	38.50	59.75	71.00	58.75	46.50	29.75	33.25	60.25	42.50	63.50	50.00	49.00	34.50	52.25
JacketsJeremy Horvath	775.25	60.00	49.50	41.25	59.75	78.50	57.25	56.00	56.75	64.50	48.50	45.00	49.50	58.00	50.75
SquinchersRob Lynch	662.50	69.75	41.25	56.25	44.50	33.50	51.25	43.75	60.50	58.50	42.75	40.75	41.25	34.50	44.00
The WinnersBill Hahn	570.75	39.50	42.50	38.50	29.50	34.50	41.25	29.00	60.50	43.25	44.50	30.00	48.75	52.75	36.25
DICKY GRichie Garcia	647.00	48.00	43.00	37.75	47.00	54.50	31.50	60.00	41.00	45.75	48.50	32.75	74.25	39.75	43.25
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	550.75	23.75	68.00	36.50	42.50	40.50	54.50	22.75	32.00	35.50	50.25	22.75	46.00	48.00	27.75
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	537.40	29.50	40.50	46.25	36.75	35.00	51.50	43.25	41.50	48.25	29.00	28.75	39.75	31.15	36.25
Humble HustlersTim Besson	385.75	46.50	27.25	29.50	37.75	52.25	35.75	18.75	13.25	23.50	18.25	35.75	21.25	9.75	16.25

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner. Weeks 8 are tied and show every team that shared the high.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round

Seed 5Manuel LaborGreg Manuel200.62

Seed 6Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber191.32

Seed 3MILF and CookiesMark Patullo177.57

Seed 4JacketsJeremy Horvath166.10

Championship

1stGridiron GladiatorsJay Weber · from the wild card189.80

2ndRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · seed 1169.90

3rdManuel LaborGreg Manuel · from the wild card138.95

4thBush WackersTony Sapp · seed 2127.95

Toilet Bowl

#1Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss365.78

#2SquinchersRob Lynch322.95

#3Humble HustlersTim Besson308.29

#4DICKY GRichie Garcia304.95

#5The WinnersBill Hahn284.73

#6Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd275.73

Payouts

The sheet for this season records a full postseason but never a payments block. These are the amounts its own constitution states, with the recipient the archive does record. What was actually paid is not in the record.

$300Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber$300per the rules

$175RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$175per the rules

$75Manuel LaborGreg Manuel$75per the rules

$25Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$25per the rules

$25JacketsJeremy Horvath$25per the rules

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Orbital Debris. The drop log names the manager who dropped each player. It never records who picked one up -- no season of this era does.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.