2014 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 15–16

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith2571.97$600

2ndBush WackersTony Sapp2735.38$300

3rdRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2537.28$150

TBLaces OutMark Patullo2669.49$50

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$64LeSean McCoyRB · The Pale Horse

$62Jamaal CharlesRB · The Losers

$55Calvin JohnsonWR · Gridiron Gladiators

$50A.J. GreenWR · Laces Out

$50Matt ForteRB · MoneyBall

$47Aaron RodgersQB · The Losers

$43Adrian PetersonRB · Courtesy Flush

$43Jordy NelsonWR · The Pale Horse

$42Jimmy GrahamTE · Laces Out

$41Brandon MarshallWR · Squinchers

$41Peyton ManningQB · Roobstacles

$37Drew BreesQB · Orbital Debris

$36DeMarco MurrayRB · Roobstacles

$33Dez BryantWR · MoneyBall

Rosters

Damian Smith · 20 rostered$16 left

RBMatt Forte$50

WRDez Bryant$33

RB/WRDemaryius Thomas$32

TERob Gronkowski$23

BENCHPercy Harvin$15

BENCHAndre Ellington$10

QBTony Romo$10

IDPBrian Cushing$9

DBHarrison Smith$9

IDPMychal Kendricks$8

BENCHIsaiah Crowell$5

WRKenny Stills$5

BENCHKyle Orton$5

RBMark Ingram$5

BENCHRolando McClaim$5

LBRyan Shazier$5

KMatt Prater$2

BENCHCameron Jordan$1

IDPD'Qwell Jackson$1

DLMario Williams$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

2084

1989

1995

2095

2029

2097

2085

2287

2042

2102

1970

2208

2203

2205

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2014 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2735.38	237.28	158.63	217.98	200.85	202.90	209.28	166.07	200.68	175.50	195.90	136.15	161.18	246.08	226.90
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2708.27	203.30	192.62	186.38	156.29	168.05	192.17	216.03	174.65	202.13	189.60	218.53	151.75	199.19	257.58
Laces OutMark Patullo	2669.49	191.83	187.38	203.83	141.25	190.25	177.17	176.03	190.25	190.03	190.93	210.53	195.03	193.53	231.45
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	2637.08	173.87	165.43	150.45	182.72	156.20	156.20	245.38	152.83	219.98	198.33	181.50	229.12	213.95	211.12
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2571.97	154.15	166.95	177.93	163.17	172.62	207.35	161.83	219.22	199.07	223.70	191.65	234.02	140.03	160.28
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2537.28	177.62	221.22	184.85	213.78	183.57	179.25	185.75	190.98	120.60	188.03	156.52	231.92	144.22	158.97
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2443.14	190.10	160.05	198.47	185.28	176.97	186.72	180.45	178.62	176.65	145.68	124.05	193.05	201.62	145.43
SquinchersRob Lynch	2347.19	195.73	150.35	174.93	138.38	173.28	144.43	132.95	223.58	171.65	145.65	201.33	151.55	166.83	176.55
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2267.87	145.73	154.50	112.48	171.37	145.40	155.43	136.08	205.55	138.40	172.53	159.48	186.95	219.32	164.65
The LosersBill Hahn	2225.26	129.55	157.88	94.90	167.67	170.55	143.75	170.80	172.43	151.52	198.65	155.52	168.62	159.62	183.80
Squinch'sWhoreSisterGreg Manuel	2181.50	137.57	121.37	160.40	167.48	127.38	167.10	154.48	187.17	149.85	141.02	134.05	157.38	200.23	176.02
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	2067.62	147.38	152.40	132.10	206.77	162.30	178.28	159.55	191.05	146.95	111.63	100.72	147.83	118.59	112.07

2014 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2069.88	189.53	125.88	163.98	152.10	158.40	145.78	120.32	157.68	145.25	150.15	100.15	109.68	178.58	172.40
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1938.77	144.55	124.62	132.13	109.79	114.80	137.42	153.53	120.65	160.13	128.35	156.78	102.50	140.94	212.58
Laces OutMark Patullo	1883.99	146.58	129.88	148.58	100.25	122.50	116.92	111.78	122.50	129.78	149.43	148.78	150.03	126.28	180.70
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	1797.28	122.37	118.18	109.20	131.97	112.70	102.20	164.88	95.58	156.23	133.33	101.80	174.12	134.10	140.62
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1849.47	98.90	123.20	131.93	110.42	132.62	138.60	122.33	170.47	144.32	172.95	130.65	163.77	91.03	118.28
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1910.78	121.37	165.22	137.85	177.03	115.82	139.50	142.00	148.48	101.60	152.53	119.02	177.92	108.22	104.22
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1770.64	134.35	121.55	139.22	145.03	110.97	145.97	129.45	143.62	120.90	102.43	83.80	130.05	148.62	114.68
SquinchersRob Lynch	1602.69	146.73	98.10	115.43	98.88	125.53	112.18	80.20	153.33	140.90	95.40	139.58	97.30	90.08	109.05
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1622.87	113.98	105.00	79.98	103.87	106.40	123.43	97.58	150.80	80.40	124.28	101.98	148.20	166.07	120.90
The LosersBill Hahn	1625.66	104.05	105.03	60.65	129.42	126.80	86.00	139.55	127.43	110.77	142.90	110.52	134.12	107.62	140.80
Squinch'sWhoreSisterGreg Manuel	1503.00	99.57	66.87	119.15	117.23	92.63	118.60	112.23	130.67	89.10	108.52	92.80	110.13	131.23	114.27
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	1414.12	97.13	90.65	94.85	156.52	101.05	135.03	97.30	143.80	101.70	68.13	62.72	102.83	92.34	70.07

2014 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Bush WackersTony Sapp	665.50	47.75	32.75	54.00	48.75	44.50	63.50	45.75	43.00	30.25	45.75	36.00	51.50	67.50	54.50
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	769.50	58.75	68.00	54.25	46.50	53.25	54.75	62.50	54.00	42.00	61.25	61.75	49.25	58.25	45.00
Laces OutMark Patullo	785.50	45.25	57.50	55.25	41.00	67.75	60.25	64.25	67.75	60.25	41.50	61.75	45.00	67.25	50.75
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	839.80	51.50	47.25	41.25	50.75	43.50	54.00	80.50	57.25	63.75	65.00	79.70	55.00	79.85	70.50
MoneyBallDamian Smith	722.50	55.25	43.75	46.00	52.75	40.00	68.75	39.50	48.75	54.75	50.75	61.00	70.25	49.00	42.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	626.50	56.25	56.00	47.00	36.75	67.75	39.75	43.75	42.50	19.00	35.50	37.50	54.00	36.00	54.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	672.50	55.75	38.50	59.25	40.25	66.00	40.75	51.00	35.00	55.75	43.25	40.25	63.00	53.00	30.75
SquinchersRob Lynch	744.50	49.00	52.25	59.50	39.50	47.75	32.25	52.75	70.25	30.75	50.25	61.75	54.25	76.75	67.50
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	645.00	31.75	49.50	32.50	67.50	39.00	32.00	38.50	54.75	58.00	48.25	57.50	38.75	53.25	43.75
The LosersBill Hahn	599.60	25.50	52.85	34.25	38.25	43.75	57.75	31.25	45.00	40.75	55.75	45.00	34.50	52.00	43.00
Squinch'sWhoreSisterGreg Manuel	678.50	38.00	54.50	41.25	50.25	34.75	48.50	42.25	56.50	60.75	32.50	41.25	47.25	69.00	61.75
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	653.50	50.25	61.75	37.25	50.25	61.25	43.25	62.25	47.25	45.25	43.50	38.00	45.00	26.25	42.00

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner. Weeks 5 are tied and show every team that shared the high.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 15

Seed 5MoneyBallDamian Smith180.28

Seed 3RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton163.92

Seed 4The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh154.90

Seed 6Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss139.35

Championship · week 16

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith · from the wild card202.77

2ndBush WackersTony Sapp · seed 2174.45

3rdRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · from the wild card149.37

4thCourtesy FlushPaul Ladd · seed 1148.65

Toilet Bowl · weeks 15–16

#1Laces OutMark Patullo378.22177.70 + 200.52

#2SquinchersRob Lynch363.16190.68 + 172.48

#3Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen285.85101.78 + 184.07

#4SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris275.14115.27 + 159.87

#5Squinch'sWhoreSisterGreg Manuel261.62138.47 + 123.15

#6The LosersBill Hahn213.62113.07 + 100.55

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$600MoneyBallDamian Smith$600

$350Bush WackersTony Sapp$350

$150RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$150

$50Laces OutMark Patullo$50

$50The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh$50

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Laces Out. The drop log for this season records that a player was dropped but not by whom, so no transaction is attributed to a team. The $5 add/drop floor and $2/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.