2018 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 15–16

1stLaces OutMark Patullo3016.13$600

2ndDa CommishTony Sapp2501.08$300

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch2256.73$150

TBCourtesy FlushPaul Ladd2094.45$50

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$54Le'Veon BellRB · East Coast Power

$53David JohnsonRB · Squinchers

$50Odell Beckham Jr.WR · Los Guapos

$49Saquon BarkleyRB · Gruden Grinders

$47Antonio BrownWR · Laces Out

$47Ezekiel ElliottRB · Roobstacles

$47Julio JonesWR · Laces Out

$46Todd GurleyRB · Laces Out

$43Rob GronkowskiTE · MoneyBall

$41Christian McCaffreyRB · Los Guapos

$38Keenan AllenWR · Roobstacles

$37A.J. GreenWR · Gruden Grinders

$37Kareem HuntRB · Gridiron Gladiators

$36Aaron RodgersQB · East Coast Power

Rosters

Mark Patullo · 19 rostered$0 left

WRAntonio Brown$47

WRJulio Jones$47

RBTodd Gurley$46

TETravis Kelce$25

RB/WRMark Ingram$15

QBPhilip Rivers$12

RBAlvin Kamara$10

BENCHJulian Edelman$6

BENCHCJ Anderson$5

LBDarius Leonard$5

BENCHDerwin James Jr.$5

DLJason Pierre-Paul$5

IDPJatavis Brown$5

BENCHLamar Jackson$5

IDPRoquan Smith$5

DBJohn Johnson III$3

BENCHSony Michel$2

BENCHKenny Golladay$1

IDPTremaine Edmunds$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

2106

2160

1971

2225

2024

2014

1983

2024

1887

2014

2157

2043

1920

1899

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2018 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Laces OutMark Patullo	3016.13	249.58	220.22	206.93	282.78	183.05	195.10	169.58	200.03	216.03	207.68	263.72	195.73	236.42	189.28
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	2717.89	176.42	193.90	208.50	215.05	208.95	167.90	240.73	207.33	211.13	182.00	193.62	230.63	149.83	131.90
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2637.85	183.82	181.37	181.42	189.27	185.25	209.58	171.83	187.45	168.88	201.08	181.20	191.22	211.35	194.13
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	2515.27	176.53	214.72	176.02	153.43	147.53	181.13	193.23	205.85	118.40	142.45	221.58	187.45	187.93	209.02
Da CommishTony Sapp	2501.08	201.97	164.73	163.93	189.90	216.65	163.60	178.52	164.60	136.65	150.30	207.08	179.50	161.00	222.65
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2448.05	230.68	201.30	151.73	160.98	169.02	211.38	173.98	150.85	168.45	190.22	165.78	148.08	143.87	181.73
SquinchersRob Lynch	2256.73	190.12	156.10	157.35	188.78	178.32	164.40	142.77	157.87	152.83	196.02	166.15	142.15	148.57	115.30
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2191.76	139.02	175.37	135.42	200.65	134.22	169.20	163.53	163.37	169.35	195.13	143.10	152.53	125.57	125.30
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	2178.37	125.33	219.80	139.70	122.98	191.85	153.23	148.22	143.60	162.68	110.33	193.15	153.87	157.93	155.70
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2094.45	153.76	151.88	166.03	197.15	142.87	126.38	156.83	160.23	137.85	143.05	165.73	155.78	102.48	134.43
East Coast PowerGeorge Rusuloj	2040.97	158.83	152.17	160.68	179.53	140.98	139.18	123.66	123.03	134.48	138.88	135.00	125.25	177.57	151.73
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1826.65	119.78	127.94	122.97	144.07	124.88	133.32	119.83	159.77	109.97	156.83	121.38	181.10	117.23	87.58

2018 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Laces OutMark Patullo	2150.28	185.33	149.97	135.43	211.28	143.30	142.35	116.08	151.03	160.28	162.83	179.47	123.73	176.42	112.78
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	2080.64	100.42	168.40	169.75	167.80	144.20	128.15	198.23	160.33	173.13	141.50	148.87	188.13	103.33	88.40
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1923.35	147.32	132.87	141.67	137.02	132.25	153.58	116.83	145.20	121.38	135.33	116.95	138.97	159.10	144.88
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	1744.02	120.53	175.22	119.27	113.93	91.78	142.63	134.73	127.60	76.15	79.95	154.58	139.70	120.43	147.52
Da CommishTony Sapp	1749.83	155.47	111.98	90.93	136.90	165.90	118.85	118.77	116.10	105.15	122.55	144.83	115.25	97.50	149.65
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1780.95	184.93	142.55	107.73	116.23	132.27	152.63	137.48	101.60	128.70	131.72	116.28	99.33	82.27	147.23
SquinchersRob Lynch	1544.78	103.37	100.65	123.85	150.03	125.32	100.65	83.77	115.87	82.33	142.77	117.40	103.65	117.32	77.80
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1581.26	106.27	135.37	113.67	137.65	100.97	122.20	104.78	114.62	130.35	139.63	94.60	110.53	91.07	79.55
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	1438.12	86.58	159.05	100.95	75.23	122.10	102.98	85.97	101.10	116.43	67.83	126.40	102.37	84.43	106.70
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1340.46	93.52	96.38	100.53	137.65	74.62	73.88	104.58	105.23	106.85	91.30	107.48	114.03	61.98	72.43
East Coast PowerGeorge Rusuloj	1344.22	100.33	107.17	108.68	128.78	93.98	95.68	83.41	81.28	71.48	87.13	102.00	73.25	101.82	109.23
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1215.15	77.03	101.19	75.97	105.82	94.13	80.57	64.08	101.77	66.97	118.58	69.38	135.60	66.73	57.33

2018 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
Laces OutMark Patullo	865.85	64.25	70.25	71.50	71.50	39.75	52.75	53.50	49.00	55.75	44.85	84.25	72.00	60.00	76.50
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	637.25	76.00	25.50	38.75	47.25	64.75	39.75	42.50	47.00	38.00	40.50	44.75	42.50	46.50	43.50
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	714.50	36.50	48.50	39.75	52.25	53.00	56.00	55.00	42.25	47.50	65.75	64.25	52.25	52.25	49.25
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	771.25	56.00	39.50	56.75	39.50	55.75	38.50	58.50	78.25	42.25	62.50	67.00	47.75	67.50	61.50
Da CommishTony Sapp	751.25	46.50	52.75	73.00	53.00	50.75	44.75	59.75	48.50	31.50	27.75	62.25	64.25	63.50	73.00
MoneyBallDamian Smith	667.10	45.75	58.75	44.00	44.75	36.75	58.75	36.50	49.25	39.75	58.50	49.50	48.75	61.60	34.50
SquinchersRob Lynch	711.95	86.75	55.45	33.50	38.75	53.00	63.75	59.00	42.00	70.50	53.25	48.75	38.50	31.25	37.50
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	610.50	32.75	40.00	21.75	63.00	33.25	47.00	58.75	48.75	39.00	55.50	48.50	42.00	34.50	45.75
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	740.25	38.75	60.75	38.75	47.75	69.75	50.25	62.25	42.50	46.25	42.50	66.75	51.50	73.50	49.00
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	753.99	60.24	55.50	65.50	59.50	68.25	52.50	52.25	55.00	31.00	51.75	58.25	41.75	40.50	62.00
East Coast PowerGeorge Rusuloj	696.75	58.50	45.00	52.00	50.75	47.00	43.50	40.25	41.75	63.00	51.75	33.00	52.00	75.75	42.50
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	611.50	42.75	26.75	47.00	38.25	30.75	52.75	55.75	58.00	43.00	38.25	52.00	45.50	50.50	30.25

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 15

Seed 3Da CommishTony Sapp205.15

Seed 6SquinchersRob Lynch160.40

Seed 5MoneyBallDamian Smith153.25

Seed 4RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton80.37

Championship · week 16

1stLaces OutMark Patullo · seed 1226.10

2ndDa CommishTony Sapp · from the wild card218.20

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch · from the wild card210.53

4thLos GuaposGreg Manuel · seed 2171.05

Toilet Bowl · weeks 15–16

#1Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd332.04154.72 + 177.32

#2East Coast PowerGeorge Rusuloj322.51140.83 + 181.68

#3Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski310.85140.50 + 170.35

#4Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss299.66147.77 + 151.89

#5Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen279.2089.53 + 189.67

#6SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris243.1988.02 + 155.17

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$700Laces OutMark Patullo$700

$300Da CommishTony Sapp$300

$150SquinchersRob Lynch$150

$50Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd$50

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Courtesy Flush. The drop log for this season records that a player was dropped but not by whom, so no transaction is attributed to a team. The $5 add/drop floor and $2/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.