2023 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 16–17

1stBlitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj2764.15$1,000

2ndLaces OutMark Patullo2484.98$500

3rdOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss2632.36$300

4thDa CommishTony Sapp2702.70$100

TBCourtesy FlushPaul Ladd2623.11$100

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$56Justin JeffersonWR · Orbital Debris

$53Christian McCaffreyRB · Squinchers

$49Austin EkelerRB · Squinchers

$48Derrick HenryRB · Squinchers

$46Nick ChubbRB · Blitz Battalion

$45Bijan RobinsonRB · MoneyBall

$42CeeDee LambWR · Orbital Debris

$41Davante AdamsWR · MoneyBall

$41Stefon DiggsWR · MoneyBall

$39Tee HigginsWR · Laces Out

$37A.J. BrownWR · Show Me The Money

$37Saquon BarkleyRB · Orbital Debris

$35Alexander MattisonRB · Da Commish

$35Tyreek HillWR · Blitz Battalion

Rosters

George Rusuloj · 19 rostered$28 left

RBJerome Ford$75

TEIsaiah Likely$38

WRTyreek Hill$35

RBJames Conner$28

WRMike Evans$15

WRBrandon Aiyuk$13

LBZaire Franklin$4

LBJordan Hicks$3

WRAdam Thielen$1

QBC.J. Stroud$1

DBCamryn Bynum$1

LBDrue Tranquill$1

QBEaston Stick$1

LBEric Kendricks$1

RBJaylen Warren$1

QBJoe Flacco$1

TEMark Andrews$1

LBQuincy Williams$1

DLTrey Hendrickson$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–15

1892

2167

2231

1985

2174

2020

2084

2150

1906

2139

2019

2116

1975

1995

2023

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–15. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2023 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	2764.15	228.70	210.87	254.25	144.12	202.35	224.92	145.78	160.83	146.68	201.92	197.85	171.68	177.28	143.20	153.72
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2711.12	169.78	182.37	192.92	209.97	192.32	183.90	200.03	185.85	166.97	156.33	163.25	217.63	154.30	152.98	182.52
Da CommishTony Sapp	2702.70	151.33	125.73	186.88	159.38	223.60	172.72	195.92	201.87	196.87	161.05	169.97	158.57	188.27	211.32	199.22
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2632.36	144.88	205.03	183.37	151.76	149.35	167.68	209.45	206.85	131.58	197.90	187.33	173.40	179.68	188.15	155.95
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2623.11	158.70	251.45	209.88	176.10	209.57	157.33	153.65	154.35	112.78	200.23	172.82	179.40	161.93	162.10	162.82
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	2576.82	135.32	170.93	156.27	181.97	193.27	149.38	197.73	196.15	156.65	158.45	187.67	199.40	123.98	211.62	158.03
SquinchersRob Lynch	2568.27	191.82	173.93	172.03	223.25	131.82	155.63	173.40	212.88	184.78	160.97	133.25	193.23	153.63	135.30	172.35
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	2521.06	155.77	160.43	156.48	180.78	151.25	184.93	172.90	186.18	139.35	202.95	152.45	191.92	189.13	143.67	152.87
Laces OutMark Patullo	2484.98	158.48	172.95	210.43	150.90	186.57	143.23	153.60	187.68	159.58	160.73	184.70	132.90	161.40	153.83	168.00
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	2456.26	147.98	146.50	209.35	124.75	204.40	154.73	128.85	135.53	149.45	137.82	136.53	191.13	183.80	215.92	189.52
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2447.63	134.28	174.50	147.57	136.57	164.77	158.02	189.85	162.83	186.85	218.77	191.35	167.02	136.45	124.52	154.28
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2388.08	115.22	192.67	151.30	145.90	164.47	167.22	162.73	159.28	174.72	181.77	142.00	140.08	165.17	152.03	173.52

2023 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	1796.65	172.45	127.37	176.50	79.12	129.60	128.92	103.53	107.33	68.43	146.92	137.10	113.43	129.28	78.70	97.97
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1747.87	115.53	120.62	146.17	135.97	119.82	124.90	125.53	89.60	95.47	85.33	86.75	158.88	101.05	105.73	136.52
Da CommishTony Sapp	1796.95	105.08	85.98	135.88	93.63	138.35	115.97	128.42	126.87	122.37	119.55	109.22	106.32	131.77	137.82	139.72
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1710.36	93.38	171.03	117.87	99.51	103.35	115.68	131.20	144.10	93.08	131.90	120.33	86.15	95.68	117.15	89.95
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1790.61	85.70	155.70	145.13	146.85	124.07	113.83	107.40	116.60	81.53	145.48	118.57	130.40	124.93	100.35	94.07
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	1764.62	80.97	120.93	102.27	130.22	128.77	90.88	148.48	141.15	105.05	94.95	118.92	142.65	96.23	162.37	100.78
SquinchersRob Lynch	1721.02	130.32	150.18	103.53	171.75	76.32	90.63	99.15	142.88	113.78	104.47	75.50	132.73	113.63	87.30	128.85
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	1667.31	98.52	83.68	131.73	123.78	114.75	122.18	125.65	135.18	92.85	118.95	76.95	128.67	142.63	85.17	86.62
Laces OutMark Patullo	1602.23	95.48	130.70	115.93	91.65	112.12	84.48	111.15	126.38	95.73	93.38	127.75	87.65	109.80	108.33	111.70
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	1636.76	82.23	90.25	169.60	61.75	156.15	101.23	74.60	82.53	83.20	85.32	92.53	109.38	144.30	158.17	145.52
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1494.38	59.03	101.75	101.57	71.82	128.77	101.52	118.10	104.33	98.10	143.02	107.35	99.02	71.95	80.27	107.78
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1538.08	56.22	101.42	97.55	87.40	115.47	105.72	89.73	92.53	138.22	120.77	80.25	96.83	125.42	106.53	124.02

2023 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	967.50	56.25	83.50	77.75	65.00	72.75	96.00	42.25	53.50	78.25	55.00	60.75	58.25	48.00	64.50	55.75
MoneyBallDamian Smith	963.25	54.25	61.75	46.75	74.00	72.50	59.00	74.50	96.25	71.50	71.00	76.50	58.75	53.25	47.25	46.00
Da CommishTony Sapp	905.75	46.25	39.75	51.00	65.75	85.25	56.75	67.50	75.00	74.50	41.50	60.75	52.25	56.50	73.50	59.50
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	922.00	51.50	34.00	65.50	52.25	46.00	52.00	78.25	62.75	38.50	66.00	67.00	87.25	84.00	71.00	66.00
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	832.50	73.00	95.75	64.75	29.25	85.50	43.50	46.25	37.75	31.25	54.75	54.25	49.00	37.00	61.75	68.75
Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel	812.20	54.35	50.00	54.00	51.75	64.50	58.50	49.25	55.00	51.60	63.50	68.75	56.75	27.75	49.25	57.25
SquinchersRob Lynch	847.25	61.50	23.75	68.50	51.50	55.50	65.00	74.25	70.00	71.00	56.50	57.75	60.50	40.00	48.00	43.50
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	853.75	57.25	76.75	24.75	57.00	36.50	62.75	47.25	51.00	46.50	84.00	75.50	63.25	46.50	58.50	66.25
Laces OutMark Patullo	882.75	63.00	42.25	94.50	59.25	74.45	58.75	42.45	61.30	63.85	67.35	56.95	45.25	51.60	45.50	56.30
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	819.50	65.75	56.25	39.75	63.00	48.25	53.50	54.25	53.00	66.25	52.50	44.00	81.75	39.50	57.75	44.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	953.25	75.25	72.75	46.00	64.75	36.00	56.50	71.75	58.50	88.75	75.75	84.00	68.00	64.50	44.25	46.50
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	850.00	59.00	91.25	53.75	58.50	49.00	61.50	73.00	66.75	36.50	61.00	61.75	43.25	39.75	45.50	49.50

A highlighted week on Offense or Defense paid its team $10. The bonus is scored on offense and defense separately, so a high Total pays nothing — it is marked because it is what the tab is for.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 16

Seed 6Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss202.63

Seed 3Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj199.77

Seed 5MoneyBallDamian Smith163.58

Seed 4Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski163.33

Championship · week 17

1stBlitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj · from the wild card218.20

2ndLaces OutMark Patullo · seed 2206.75

3rdOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss · from the wild card160.77

4thDa CommishTony Sapp · seed 1136.62

Toilet Bowl · weeks 16–17

#1Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd363.52196.12 + 167.40

#2Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen347.38183.48 + 163.90

#3Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel340.73155.25 + 185.48

#4RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton318.92134.40 + 184.52

#5SquinchersRob Lynch313.43158.03 + 155.40

#6SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris262.98156.50 + 106.48

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$1,050 + $60Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj$1,110

$500 + $10Laces OutMark Patullo$510

$300 + $50Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$350

$150 + $10Da CommishTony Sapp$160

$100 + $30Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd$130

$0 + $30MoneyBallDamian Smith$30

$0 + $30RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$30

$0 + $30SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris$30

$0 + $20Deep Fucking ValueGreg Manuel$20

$0 + $10Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$10

$0 + $10Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski$10

$0 + $10SquinchersRob Lynch$10

Season prizes plus the weekly scoring bonus, per manager. The breakdown on the left is season + weekly.

Toilet Bowl: Courtesy Flush. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.