2025 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 16–17

1stRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2783.44$1,000

2ndMoneyBallDamian Smith2725.66$500

3rdGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen2924.28$300

4thOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss2712.43$100

TBLaces OutMark Patullo2639.69$100

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$55Bijan RobinsonRB · MoneyBall

$55Ja'Marr ChaseWR · Courtesy Flush

$53Saquon BarkleyRB · Orbital Debris

$51Justin JeffersonWR · Courtesy Flush

$51Travis HunterWR/DB · Sammie Preacherboy

$48Christian McCaffreyRB · Los Guapos (Fuck You!)

$46Ashton JeantyRB · Blitz Battalion

$44Josh JacobsRB · Sammie Preacherboy

$43CeeDee LambWR · Laces Out

$43Jonathan TaylorRB · Da Commish

$41Amon-Ra St. BrownWR · Squinchers

$41Jahmyr GibbsRB · Los Guapos (Fuck You!)

$40Drake LondonWR · Gridiron Gladiators

$40Jalen HurtsQB · Da Commish

Rosters

Robbie Hampton · 19 rostered$18 left

RBRhamondre Stevenson$59

RBDe'Von Achane$35

WRJaxon Smith-Njigba$30

WRDavante Adams$23

RBD'Andre Swift$21

WRTerry McLaurin$18

RBJaylen Wright$15

LBZack Baun$12

LBBarrett Carter$3

TEColston Loveland$3

WRJakobi Meyers$3

DBNIck Emmanwori$3

DLChase Young$1

WRChimere Dike$1

QBJacoby Brissett$1

RBNate Landman$1

TEOronde Gadsden$1

LBQuincy Williams$1

QBTrevor Lawrence$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–15

2049

2221

2059

2230

2214

2028

2124

2066

2250

2114

1976

2051

1995

2023

2137

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–15. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2025 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2924.28	179.10	221.28	212.73	236.00	146.15	203.52	178.48	155.98	211.67	218.62	193.28	207.00	151.45	215.20	193.82
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2783.44	167.77	222.32	157.50	181.52	198.40	217.78	196.75	188.70	194.20	203.80	172.57	185.52	151.18	160.13	185.30
Da CommishTony Sapp	2742.44	197.82	174.62	196.58	191.17	186.18	173.93	138.33	253.80	189.73	206.20	138.75	163.03	203.02	145.10	184.18
Los Guapos (Fuck You!)Greg Manuel	2729.29	176.83	179.28	160.65	199.92	148.03	138.00	245.20	132.68	195.95	190.05	233.42	212.13	129.30	235.07	152.78
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2725.66	202.57	213.10	196.65	170.95	209.27	185.40	179.32	154.05	189.85	136.12	188.18	175.40	186.45	161.15	177.20
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2712.43	161.45	208.58	145.92	194.45	196.90	166.32	167.33	224.47	173.35	178.85	146.50	216.13	225.10	126.73	180.35
Laces OutMark Patullo	2639.69	182.17	169.33	162.87	169.22	186.30	156.05	183.60	143.22	216.73	138.47	185.93	155.35	212.07	194.03	184.35
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2539.84	169.53	200.70	119.73	165.78	172.48	150.25	175.88	226.18	198.27	152.22	140.43	156.65	151.03	145.63	215.08
Sammie PreacherboyJerry Harris	2491.85	145.87	154.77	159.13	189.03	185.45	162.05	182.80	139.70	164.33	164.30	180.07	156.05	220.25	136.00	152.05
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	2472.34	190.43	130.42	175.78	172.20	230.07	112.43	164.97	136.15	188.84	178.83	133.33	143.55	141.80	189.72	183.82
SquinchersRob Lynch	2457.74	146.22	172.85	206.27	188.43	196.63	185.83	143.75	142.17	167.45	175.20	136.02	135.82	107.47	155.10	198.53
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	2318.91	129.72	174.18	165.07	171.68	157.88	176.67	167.28	169.37	159.93	170.98	127.35	144.23	115.85	158.72	130.00

2025 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1907.78	92.35	139.78	130.73	158.50	106.15	122.52	98.23	100.98	144.42	146.12	110.78	142.00	105.95	159.45	149.82
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1819.19	94.52	147.07	103.50	96.02	112.15	156.78	107.50	123.45	133.70	134.80	113.82	124.02	110.18	114.88	146.80
Da CommishTony Sapp	1679.84	119.32	122.12	118.58	82.17	102.18	99.43	97.08	175.50	135.73	133.15	77.50	116.78	120.02	75.35	104.93
Los Guapos (Fuck You!)Greg Manuel	1793.54	113.58	125.03	104.40	134.17	112.03	65.75	182.95	82.43	117.45	121.30	165.92	144.13	74.55	157.07	92.78
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1732.16	142.57	142.85	114.65	96.70	154.77	130.15	117.32	104.55	121.10	93.12	117.43	100.15	100.45	86.65	109.70
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1764.93	117.20	128.33	99.17	148.95	129.65	124.57	98.33	167.72	100.85	124.85	93.75	132.38	112.85	64.73	121.60
Laces OutMark Patullo	1632.69	115.42	108.33	89.62	103.22	123.30	63.05	118.85	82.22	125.23	90.47	128.68	100.85	135.82	129.78	117.85
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1529.84	90.78	122.95	63.73	119.53	118.23	97.25	125.88	126.93	129.27	105.22	59.68	57.90	81.78	92.63	138.08
Sammie PreacherboyJerry Harris	1557.55	95.07	106.82	94.53	108.08	127.05	97.30	105.45	84.70	101.58	108.80	112.82	90.80	126.50	99.25	98.80
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	1527.09	126.93	69.17	95.53	108.70	141.57	58.18	110.72	97.40	127.09	117.33	76.08	82.05	86.30	113.97	116.07
SquinchersRob Lynch	1494.24	82.72	118.35	106.02	119.43	123.88	121.58	81.00	86.92	97.45	114.70	86.77	63.32	43.97	115.10	133.03
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	1330.66	75.47	79.18	78.07	109.93	104.63	117.17	88.03	86.37	112.18	105.23	63.10	79.73	70.10	92.22	69.25

2025 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1016.50	86.75	81.50	82.00	77.50	40.00	81.00	80.25	55.00	67.25	72.50	82.50	65.00	45.50	55.75	44.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	964.25	73.25	75.25	54.00	85.50	86.25	61.00	89.25	65.25	60.50	69.00	58.75	61.50	41.00	45.25	38.50
Da CommishTony Sapp	1062.60	78.50	52.50	78.00	109.00	84.00	74.50	41.25	78.30	54.00	73.05	61.25	46.25	83.00	69.75	79.25
Los Guapos (Fuck You!)Greg Manuel	935.75	63.25	54.25	56.25	65.75	36.00	72.25	62.25	50.25	78.50	68.75	67.50	68.00	54.75	78.00	60.00
MoneyBallDamian Smith	993.50	60.00	70.25	82.00	74.25	54.50	55.25	62.00	49.50	68.75	43.00	70.75	75.25	86.00	74.50	67.50
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	947.50	44.25	80.25	46.75	45.50	67.25	41.75	69.00	56.75	72.50	54.00	52.75	83.75	112.25	62.00	58.75
Laces OutMark Patullo	1007.00	66.75	61.00	73.25	66.00	63.00	93.00	64.75	61.00	91.50	48.00	57.25	54.50	76.25	64.25	66.50
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1010.00	78.75	77.75	56.00	46.25	54.25	53.00	50.00	99.25	69.00	47.00	80.75	98.75	69.25	53.00	77.00
Sammie PreacherboyJerry Harris	934.30	50.80	47.95	64.60	80.95	58.40	64.75	77.35	55.00	62.75	55.50	67.25	65.25	93.75	36.75	53.25
Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski	945.25	63.50	61.25	80.25	63.50	88.50	54.25	54.25	38.75	61.75	61.50	57.25	61.50	55.50	75.75	67.75
SquinchersRob Lynch	963.50	63.50	54.50	100.25	69.00	72.75	64.25	62.75	55.25	70.00	60.50	49.25	72.50	63.50	40.00	65.50
Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj	988.25	54.25	95.00	87.00	61.75	53.25	59.50	79.25	83.00	47.75	65.75	64.25	64.50	45.75	66.50	60.75

A highlighted week on Offense or Defense paid its team $10. The bonus is scored on offense and defense separately, so a high Total pays nothing — it is marked because it is what the tab is for.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 16

Seed 4Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss234.92

Seed 3RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton180.97

Seed 5Los Guapos (Fuck You!)Greg Manuel175.23

Seed 6Da CommishTony Sapp160.62

Championship · week 17

1stRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · from the wild card192.72

2ndMoneyBallDamian Smith · seed 2189.30

3rdGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen · seed 1182.97

4thOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss · from the wild card168.90

Toilet Bowl · weeks 16–17

#1Laces OutMark Patullo387.76191.93 + 195.83

#2Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski377.15223.83 + 153.32

#3Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd339.85172.65 + 167.20

#4Sammie PreacherboyJerry Harris318.40175.42 + 142.98

#5Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj314.47172.35 + 142.12

#6SquinchersRob Lynch279.70152.75 + 126.95

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$1,000 + $30RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$1,030

$500 + $20MoneyBallDamian Smith$520

$350 + $80Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$430

$100 + $30Laces OutMark Patullo$130

$100 + $10Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$110

$50 + $40Da CommishTony Sapp$90

$0 + $40Los Guapos (Fuck You!)Greg Manuel$40

$0 + $20Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd$20

$0 + $10Blitz BattalionGeorge Rusuloj$10

$0 + $10Show Me The MoneyJoe Polomski$10

$0 + $10SquinchersRob Lynch$10

Season prizes plus the weekly scoring bonus, per manager. The breakdown on the left is season + weekly.

Toilet Bowl: Laces Out. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.