2016 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 15–16

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith2667.18$600

2ndLaces OutMark Patullo2622.10$300

3rdOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss2519.46$150

TBGridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen2279.22$50

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$55A.J. GreenWR · Roobstacles

$53Antonio BrownWR · The Pale Horse

$50Adrian PetersonRB · Bye Week

$48Julio JonesWR · Laces Out

$43Amari CooperWR · Squinchers

$43Ezekial ElliotRB · Laces Out

$41Alshon JefferyWR · Da Commish

$41Cam NewtonQB · Bye Week

$41Le'Veon BellRB · Orbital Debris

$41Mike EvansWR · Orbital Debris

$39LeSean McCoyRB · Orbital Debris

$35DeAndre HopkinsWR · Laces Out

$33Drew BreesQB · Laces Out

$32Brandin CooksWR · Orbital Debris

Rosters

Damian Smith · 20 rostered$35 left

RBDoug Martin$32

QBAaron Rodgers$31

WRT.Y. Hilton$27

RBMark Ingram$15

RB/WRMelvin Gordon III$14

IDPC.J. Mosley$13

BENCHEric Kendricks$11

BENCHBlake Bortles$8

BENCHDonte Moncrief$8

IDPTelvin Smith$7

LBRyan Shazier$6

DBBarry Church$5

TEDennis Pitta$5

BENCHDevante Adams$5

DLEverson Griffen$5

WRMalcolm Mitchell$5

BENCHMartellus Bennett$5

KMatt Bryant$5

IDPVontaze Burfict$5

BENCHMichael Thomas$3

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

2195

2082

2139

2002

2010

1916

2090

2038

2007

2097

1942

2103

2001

1691

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2016 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2667.18	193.13	165.20	178.93	181.85	178.13	153.15	248.57	189.15	209.60	201.27	207.70	218.08	193.42	149.00
Laces OutMark Patullo	2622.10	188.40	163.52	209.38	181.90	189.25	254.75	148.98	166.18	218.42	237.40	146.50	207.33	175.97	134.12
Da CommishTony Sapp	2601.80	219.38	226.28	167.18	166.50	203.78	142.90	201.82	174.00	184.02	195.03	169.63	201.33	210.90	139.05
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2519.46	143.88	166.15	154.40	186.57	184.00	188.62	199.65	147.15	206.92	148.20	186.15	238.02	172.65	197.10
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	2389.33	181.32	179.03	203.97	189.75	116.62	179.37	154.68	196.87	129.90	212.45	180.78	159.63	175.23	129.73
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	2379.28	181.68	179.02	180.03	152.25	199.90	158.46	128.05	235.30	143.00	135.63	156.88	204.58	162.42	162.08
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2279.22	193.50	162.42	198.75	151.72	160.18	118.00	127.00	146.33	213.94	182.10	170.12	144.08	171.98	139.10
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2267.65	235.15	176.63	142.37	160.65	195.07	128.20	193.03	148.45	141.08	187.70	120.02	155.74	140.48	143.08
SquinchersRob Lynch	2213.27	174.95	138.90	170.72	115.22	170.52	141.77	168.82	197.97	165.73	161.80	166.45	123.95	181.67	134.80
T.H.C TunsilsJoe Polomski	2189.73	168.73	165.02	147.50	160.58	132.72	154.10	205.82	195.10	124.63	149.18	155.23	175.95	144.22	110.95
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	2158.37	167.95	179.98	179.97	169.90	173.42	148.58	172.67	132.45	135.97	145.67	139.07	135.07	143.85	133.82
Bye WeekPaul Ladd	2024.78	146.62	180.12	205.38	185.05	106.27	147.83	140.93	109.13	133.75	140.60	143.80	139.30	127.72	118.28

2016 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1891.18	144.13	112.70	127.68	128.85	125.88	120.90	202.57	134.65	162.10	142.02	119.95	143.33	126.92	99.50
Laces OutMark Patullo	1887.60	140.40	123.77	127.88	149.15	134.50	184.25	112.98	105.68	151.92	195.65	91.50	161.08	125.72	83.12
Da CommishTony Sapp	1862.80	170.38	164.78	120.68	103.50	151.53	104.65	163.07	122.25	123.02	140.78	118.88	128.08	158.90	92.30
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1961.21	125.63	127.40	122.40	153.57	138.75	153.62	147.90	98.40	157.92	117.45	136.15	182.77	134.15	165.10
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	1709.08	124.57	102.53	133.22	115.25	77.62	131.37	117.93	162.37	95.15	158.45	132.28	117.88	140.73	99.73
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	1713.03	135.18	111.02	141.53	105.25	143.15	125.46	80.05	178.05	97.25	83.88	114.63	153.58	120.42	123.58
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1545.23	120.75	122.92	123.75	102.72	117.43	77.75	63.75	84.58	177.45	136.35	115.62	91.33	119.23	91.60
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1581.65	190.15	123.88	95.37	119.15	146.07	81.70	128.53	101.70	100.58	132.70	73.77	114.99	91.73	81.33
SquinchersRob Lynch	1602.02	139.20	108.15	115.72	80.97	143.52	99.27	115.82	151.97	98.73	118.30	121.95	78.70	126.92	102.80
T.H.C TunsilsJoe Polomski	1528.73	111.48	124.77	99.25	114.08	105.22	96.10	148.57	150.60	76.13	114.43	98.98	109.95	98.72	80.45
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	1485.12	123.70	134.98	112.72	114.40	121.92	90.83	124.92	72.45	109.97	92.92	98.32	97.32	107.60	83.07
Bye WeekPaul Ladd	1374.53	104.62	125.37	136.38	144.80	67.77	101.08	86.68	66.88	92.00	99.35	105.80	93.30	75.47	75.03

2016 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	776.00	49.00	52.50	51.25	53.00	52.25	32.25	46.00	54.50	47.50	59.25	87.75	74.75	66.50	49.50
Laces OutMark Patullo	734.50	48.00	39.75	81.50	32.75	54.75	70.50	36.00	60.50	66.50	41.75	55.00	46.25	50.25	51.00
Da CommishTony Sapp	739.00	49.00	61.50	46.50	63.00	52.25	38.25	38.75	51.75	61.00	54.25	50.75	73.25	52.00	46.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	558.25	18.25	38.75	32.00	33.00	45.25	35.00	51.75	48.75	49.00	30.75	50.00	55.25	38.50	32.00
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	680.25	56.75	76.50	70.75	74.50	39.00	48.00	36.75	34.50	34.75	54.00	48.50	41.75	34.50	30.00
SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris	666.25	46.50	68.00	38.50	47.00	56.75	33.00	48.00	57.25	45.75	51.75	42.25	51.00	42.00	38.50
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	733.99	72.75	39.50	75.00	49.00	42.75	40.25	63.25	61.75	36.49	45.75	54.50	52.75	52.75	47.50
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	686.00	45.00	52.75	47.00	41.50	49.00	46.50	64.50	46.75	40.50	55.00	46.25	40.75	48.75	61.75
SquinchersRob Lynch	611.25	35.75	30.75	55.00	34.25	27.00	42.50	53.00	46.00	67.00	43.50	44.50	45.25	54.75	32.00
T.H.C TunsilsJoe Polomski	661.00	57.25	40.25	48.25	46.50	27.50	58.00	57.25	44.50	48.50	34.75	56.25	66.00	45.50	30.50
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	673.25	44.25	45.00	67.25	55.50	51.50	57.75	47.75	60.00	26.00	52.75	40.75	37.75	36.25	50.75
Bye WeekPaul Ladd	650.25	42.00	54.75	69.00	40.25	38.50	46.75	54.25	42.25	41.75	41.25	38.00	46.00	52.25	43.25

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 15

Seed 4Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss190.18

Seed 6SweetBabyJesusJerry Harris166.07

Seed 3Da CommishTony Sapp161.68

Seed 5The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh125.03

Championship · week 16

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith · seed 1229.37

2ndLaces OutMark Patullo · seed 2203.67

3rdOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss · from the wild card190.78

4thSweetBabyJesusJerry Harris · from the wild card171.10

Toilet Bowl · weeks 15–16

#1Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen467.25195.03 + 272.22

#2SquinchersRob Lynch304.91149.03 + 155.88

#3RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton251.78140.58 + 111.20

#4Bye WeekPaul Ladd233.80129.20 + 104.60

#5Los GuaposGreg Manuel227.25103.17 + 124.08

#6T.H.C TunsilsJoe Polomski222.85106.90 + 115.95

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$650MoneyBallDamian Smith$650

$300Laces OutMark Patullo$300

$200Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$200

$50Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$50

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Gridiron Gladiators. The drop log for this season records that a player was dropped but not by whom, so no transaction is attributed to a team. The $5 add/drop floor and $2/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.