2022 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 16–17

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith2659.13$1,000

2ndGruden GrindersJoe Polomski2679.75$300

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch2679.51$300

4thRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton2667.47$300

TBOrbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss2523.09$100

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$48Christian McCaffreyRB · Squinchers

$48DeAndre HopkinsWR · Courtesy Flush

$45Alvin KamaraRB · Courtesy Flush

$45Dalvin CookRB · Los Guapos

$44Austin EkelerRB · Squinchers

$43Derrick HenryRB · Squinchers

$41Joe MixonRB · Roobstacles

$41Nick ChubbRB · Stafford Infection

$39Jonathan TaylorRB · Laces Out

$37Aaron Jones Sr.RB · Stafford Infection

$36Najee HarrisRB · Gridiron Gladiators

$33Davante AdamsWR · MoneyBall

$32A.J. BrownWR · Gruden Grinders

$32Saquon BarkleyRB · Orbital Debris

Rosters

Damian Smith · 19 rostered$45 left

WRDavante Adams$33

RBJames Cook III$27

QBPatrick Mahomes$24

RBD'Andre Swift$23

WRChris Godwin Jr.$20

WRJaylen Waddle$15

DLMyles Garrett$15

LBFred Warner$14

TEDavid Njoku$10

RBJames Conner$7

LBTremaine Edmunds$5

LBBobby Okereke$4

QBDeshaun Watson$2

WRDonovan Peoples-Jones$1

LBFrankie Luvu$1

RBJavonte Williams$1

QB/TEJeff Driskel$1

DBMinkah Fitzpatrick$1

LBShaq Thompson$1

League points per week

Weeks 1–15

2117

2095

1965

2146

1966

1909

1956

2271

1966

2110

2005

2116

1970

1834

2142

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–15. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2022 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	2679.75	237.05	139.10	146.28	190.20	183.84	142.32	168.53	190.75	160.60	178.53	184.78	174.32	168.17	170.08	245.20
SquinchersRob Lynch	2679.51	122.53	160.72	175.17	222.70	179.67	165.33	179.58	210.36	198.08	150.95	154.83	173.27	184.27	189.37	212.68
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2667.47	195.02	200.08	158.37	157.02	121.33	190.00	196.53	157.18	172.87	222.27	159.98	200.00	188.48	150.07	198.27
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2659.13	232.45	168.18	147.53	130.60	145.73	175.42	167.95	205.17	181.97	209.08	169.52	194.12	149.23	184.78	197.40
Da CommishTony Sapp	2594.13	156.82	202.60	180.68	200.65	164.33	142.02	141.25	186.78	229.72	194.75	186.27	142.62	164.48	143.98	157.18
Stafford InfectionGeorge Rusuloj	2591.67	145.95	215.47	145.80	158.67	161.07	168.32	157.75	214.53	203.12	171.83	172.85	161.00	182.23	151.75	181.33
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	2586.64	143.60	184.90	186.75	145.77	179.80	172.43	189.67	194.84	140.33	165.57	205.57	220.43	193.98	126.17	136.83
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2523.09	186.02	139.63	188.28	230.93	190.25	155.90	147.97	155.68	149.48	160.25	195.70	149.05	170.92	136.23	166.80
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	2507.16	184.15	154.87	162.83	188.15	194.98	161.87	122.68	201.77	161.53	171.50	169.12	150.38	146.08	151.70	185.55
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	2404.96	206.78	168.08	138.27	175.00	166.73	160.00	179.95	156.22	99.03	162.73	118.25	174.05	145.67	136.90	217.30
Laces OutMark Patullo	2388.51	168.55	204.55	166.47	139.85	150.90	119.20	140.65	189.58	155.13	191.17	171.45	185.92	154.47	136.05	114.57
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2287.78	138.50	156.83	168.55	206.28	127.75	155.83	163.67	208.28	114.32	131.73	117.03	191.18	122.12	157.28	128.43

2022 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	1861.50	161.80	86.60	98.53	139.70	115.84	94.57	110.53	139.50	126.35	115.53	110.78	122.07	131.92	112.58	195.20
SquinchersRob Lynch	1859.51	76.53	97.72	122.92	169.95	133.67	96.33	135.08	167.11	116.33	98.70	108.33	116.77	120.52	139.87	159.68
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1642.42	125.52	144.33	106.12	94.77	67.58	110.85	127.53	90.68	120.12	158.52	95.23	113.50	104.53	62.47	120.67
MoneyBallDamian Smith	1792.88	164.20	120.68	101.03	90.60	103.48	96.67	112.95	124.92	136.72	142.08	109.52	141.87	105.73	106.03	136.40
Da CommishTony Sapp	1628.38	97.32	128.35	100.18	134.40	112.08	91.77	82.25	128.28	151.72	133.25	99.52	74.12	106.73	71.73	116.68
Stafford InfectionGeorge Rusuloj	1671.17	94.45	167.97	85.80	102.17	91.07	97.32	97.75	147.28	131.87	114.33	125.35	94.75	116.98	97.00	107.08
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	1665.14	81.10	123.65	110.75	88.77	126.55	114.68	137.17	129.84	80.33	116.32	136.07	169.68	105.48	66.67	78.08
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1697.09	129.77	84.88	135.03	184.18	147.75	77.15	93.47	104.43	95.98	118.25	132.70	102.55	105.17	71.23	114.55
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	1658.91	121.65	100.87	108.58	111.15	128.73	103.62	69.43	145.27	117.03	105.50	111.87	78.38	117.58	106.70	132.55
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	1599.26	116.03	121.13	106.02	126.75	139.48	115.50	124.45	75.72	63.78	106.23	53.00	119.05	89.92	91.40	150.80
Laces OutMark Patullo	1477.26	89.05	144.30	108.47	80.85	92.15	63.45	88.65	136.08	83.13	137.17	89.70	122.92	110.47	62.30	68.57
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1554.28	77.50	99.83	106.55	136.28	86.00	108.83	113.67	143.28	83.57	73.48	86.03	142.93	88.37	124.78	83.18

2022 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15
Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski	818.25	75.25	52.50	47.75	50.50	68.00	47.75	58.00	51.25	34.25	63.00	74.00	52.25	36.25	57.50	50.00
SquinchersRob Lynch	820.00	46.00	63.00	52.25	52.75	46.00	69.00	44.50	43.25	81.75	52.25	46.50	56.50	63.75	49.50	53.00
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1025.05	69.50	55.75	52.25	62.25	53.75	79.15	69.00	66.50	52.75	63.75	64.75	86.50	83.95	87.60	77.60
MoneyBallDamian Smith	866.25	68.25	47.50	46.50	40.00	42.25	78.75	55.00	80.25	45.25	67.00	60.00	52.25	43.50	78.75	61.00
Da CommishTony Sapp	965.75	59.50	74.25	80.50	66.25	52.25	50.25	59.00	58.50	78.00	61.50	86.75	68.50	57.75	72.25	40.50
Stafford InfectionGeorge Rusuloj	920.50	51.50	47.50	60.00	56.50	70.00	71.00	60.00	67.25	71.25	57.50	47.50	66.25	65.25	54.75	74.25
Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen	921.50	62.50	61.25	76.00	57.00	53.25	57.75	52.50	65.00	60.00	49.25	69.50	50.75	88.50	59.50	58.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	826.00	56.25	54.75	53.25	46.75	42.50	78.75	54.50	51.25	53.50	42.00	63.00	46.50	65.75	65.00	52.25
Los GuaposGreg Manuel	848.25	62.50	54.00	54.25	77.00	66.25	58.25	53.25	56.50	44.50	66.00	57.25	72.00	28.50	45.00	53.00
SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris	805.70	90.75	46.95	32.25	48.25	27.25	44.50	55.50	80.50	35.25	56.50	65.25	55.00	55.75	45.50	66.50
Laces OutMark Patullo	911.25	79.50	60.25	58.00	59.00	58.75	55.75	52.00	53.50	72.00	54.00	81.75	63.00	44.00	73.75	46.00
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	733.50	61.00	57.00	62.00	70.00	41.75	47.00	50.00	65.00	30.75	58.25	31.00	48.25	33.75	32.50	45.25

A highlighted week on Offense or Defense paid its team $10. The bonus is scored on offense and defense separately, so a high Total pays nothing — it is marked because it is what the tab is for.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 16

Seed 5RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton244.30

Seed 3MoneyBallDamian Smith156.77

Seed 4Stafford InfectionGeorge Rusuloj155.87

Seed 6Da CommishTony Sapp154.53

Championship · week 17

1stMoneyBallDamian Smith · from the wild card236.63

2ndGruden GrindersJoe Polomski · seed 1164.68

3rdSquinchersRob Lynch · seed 2152.28

4thRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · from the wild card126.68

Toilet Bowl · week 16

#1Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss195.82

#2SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris161.38

#3Los GuaposGreg Manuel144.13

#4Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen128.53

#5Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd125.88

#6Laces OutMark Patullo124.52

Only one of the two weeks was recorded for this season, so this total is incomplete and the Toilet Bowl winner cannot be read off it.

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$1,000 + $20MoneyBallDamian Smith$1,020

$350 + $60RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton$410

$350 + $20Gruden GrindersJoe Polomski$370

$300 + $30SquinchersRob Lynch$330

$100 + $30Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss$130

$0 + $40Da CommishTony Sapp$40

$0 + $40Gridiron GladiatorsRyan Jensen$40

$0 + $30SweetBabyJesus(SBJ)Jerry Harris$30

$0 + $20Stafford InfectionGeorge Rusuloj$20

$0 + $10Los GuaposGreg Manuel$10

Season prizes plus the weekly scoring bonus, per manager. The breakdown on the left is season + weekly.

Toilet Bowl: Orbital Debris. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.