2013 · H-Town Auction League

Final standings

Round-robin championship, weeks 15–16

1stCourtesy FlushPaul Ladd2460.84$300

2ndRG3POMark Patullo2856.42$150

3rdMoneyBallDamian Smith2887.10$75

TBJacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel2368.73$25

Priciest at the auction

$250 cap, 12 managers, no mercy

$60Calvin JohnsonWR · RG3PO

$59LeSean McCoyRB · The Pale Horse

$57Jamaal CharlesRB · The Losers

$54Drew BreesQB · Roobstacles

$52Arian FosterRB · Bush Wackers

$51Ray RiceRB · Orbital Debris

$50Adrian PetersonRB · MoneyBall

$45Matt ForteRB · Jacquizz in My Pants

$42Aaron RodgersQB · The Losers

$39Doug MartinRB · Gridiron Gladiators

$38Chris JohnsonRB · MoneyBall

$37Larry FitzgeraldWR · Kapernickel

$37Steven JacksonRB · Kapernickel

$36Andre JohnsonWR/TE · Roobstacles

Rosters

Paul Ladd · 20 rostered$20 left

RB/WRRoddy White$33

BENCHDarren MacFadden$25

TEJimmy Graham$22

QBCam Newton$21

WRAntonio Brown$20

RBCJ Spiller$19

BENCHEric Decker$14

BENCHMontee Ball$10

BENCHDeAndre Hopkins$9

RBLe'Veon Bell$7

KAdam Vinatieri$5

IDPAntrel Rolle$5

DBBernard Pollard$5

BENCHBobby Rainey$5

IDPBrandon Carr$5

LBDeAndre Levy$5

BENCHJordan Reed$5

WRJulian Edleman$5

IDPReshad Jones$5

DLRob Ninkovich$5

League points per week

Weeks 1–14

2373

2213

2020

2212

2073

2048

2033

1942

2094

1935

1961

1962

2191

2260

Weekly scoring

Offense, defense and total, weeks 1–14. Highlighted cells are that week's high score in whichever column you are looking at.

2013 total points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2887.10	279.88	183.93	212.40	206.87	178.32	163.90	200.20	214.58	200.95	175.57	198.93	216.53	235.17	219.87
RG3POMark Patullo	2856.42	206.75	194.98	221.02	173.40	187.30	195.38	215.82	210.40	204.97	227.95	197.37	169.80	235.25	216.03
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	2601.03	249.85	162.58	200.45	188.17	133.55	156.17	157.62	171.77	244.38	207.82	161.92	161.47	181.65	223.63
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	2487.57	187.78	186.55	171.78	209.60	218.40	173.42	136.13	165.58	174.58	170.82	187.17	139.05	194.13	172.58
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	2460.84	143.42	245.05	184.11	202.55	132.12	178.32	171.85	156.32	143.25	139.83	180.52	149.50	224.12	209.88
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	2406.38	188.87	217.02	182.32	136.02	118.55	170.90	154.08	161.70	245.35	207.62	168.65	129.68	183.10	142.52
Jacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel	2368.73	151.65	188.47	162.05	185.53	156.27	189.22	158.60	147.87	201.70	106.78	165.72	207.62	160.37	186.88
KapernickelJerry Harris	2361.17	233.55	123.72	196.28	231.47	213.83	154.57	137.45	176.77	79.78	129.75	154.47	169.20	213.70	146.63
The LosersBill Hahn	2348.17	203.25	202.85	153.78	148.88	184.58	191.80	234.97	134.60	119.75	105.77	145.30	180.85	153.42	188.37
SquinchersRob Lynch	2255.03	158.87	215.17	104.65	163.27	157.70	165.80	156.38	126.65	142.88	144.80	162.43	166.78	173.12	216.53
Bush WackersTony Sapp	2242.56	216.32	133.28	130.63	214.42	166.48	171.13	183.75	141.12	138.87	166.78	123.50	149.23	112.08	194.97
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	2043.11	153.13	159.67	100.85	151.43	225.43	137.35	126.45	134.23	197.80	151.15	115.37	122.68	125.12	142.45

2013 offense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	2080.10	210.63	150.68	159.90	151.37	118.32	125.40	126.45	157.33	137.20	116.07	129.68	154.28	172.67	170.12
RG3POMark Patullo	2055.67	148.75	143.98	131.52	121.40	129.80	119.38	172.82	159.40	143.72	173.45	155.12	126.55	183.50	146.28
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	1876.78	186.10	111.33	148.95	142.42	96.30	96.17	111.37	115.27	188.38	141.57	128.42	109.72	117.90	182.88
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	1783.42	135.03	146.80	123.78	155.85	144.65	121.67	102.23	127.53	108.58	136.72	120.82	101.80	136.88	121.08
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	1783.92	87.17	165.28	152.46	143.30	95.87	110.32	127.10	127.57	122.25	90.83	140.27	95.50	171.87	154.13
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	1599.63	136.87	144.27	109.57	88.52	75.30	121.90	105.83	95.70	176.10	140.62	97.90	103.43	110.10	93.52
Jacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel	1659.23	111.90	133.47	107.30	140.28	112.02	124.97	100.60	105.37	154.20	65.03	104.22	136.62	127.62	135.63
KapernickelJerry Harris	1621.97	160.30	90.47	123.53	171.97	152.08	109.82	104.70	125.02	50.28	81.30	106.47	98.70	154.70	92.63
The LosersBill Hahn	1706.17	146.50	145.35	113.28	116.63	121.33	152.80	169.72	98.60	71.75	60.77	107.55	134.10	117.67	150.12
SquinchersRob Lynch	1388.28	93.62	133.42	53.90	105.77	111.70	109.05	86.88	56.90	96.38	75.55	114.68	93.28	107.37	149.78
Bush WackersTony Sapp	1487.81	162.57	79.78	84.88	117.17	113.23	115.63	125.00	81.37	89.37	118.03	83.75	106.73	78.08	132.22
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	1312.61	94.63	102.17	62.60	102.18	160.18	78.60	77.45	76.98	149.80	95.90	79.37	64.43	75.12	93.20

2013 defense points per team per week
Team	Season	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14
MoneyBallDamian Smith	807.00	69.25	33.25	52.50	55.50	60.00	38.50	73.75	57.25	63.75	59.50	69.25	62.25	62.50	49.75
RG3POMark Patullo	800.75	58.00	51.00	89.50	52.00	57.50	76.00	43.00	51.00	61.25	54.50	42.25	43.25	51.75	69.75
RoobstaclesRobbie Hampton	724.25	63.75	51.25	51.50	45.75	37.25	60.00	46.25	56.50	56.00	66.25	33.50	51.75	63.75	40.75
The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh	704.15	52.75	39.75	48.00	53.75	73.75	51.75	33.90	38.05	66.00	34.10	66.35	37.25	57.25	51.50
Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd	676.92	56.25	79.77	31.65	59.25	36.25	68.00	44.75	28.75	21.00	49.00	40.25	54.00	52.25	55.75
Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber	806.75	52.00	72.75	72.75	47.50	43.25	49.00	48.25	66.00	69.25	67.00	70.75	26.25	73.00	49.00
Jacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel	709.50	39.75	55.00	54.75	45.25	44.25	64.25	58.00	42.50	47.50	41.75	61.50	71.00	32.75	51.25
KapernickelJerry Harris	739.20	73.25	33.25	72.75	59.50	61.75	44.75	32.75	51.75	29.50	48.45	48.00	70.50	59.00	54.00
The LosersBill Hahn	642.00	56.75	57.50	40.50	32.25	63.25	39.00	65.25	36.00	48.00	45.00	37.75	46.75	35.75	38.25
SquinchersRob Lynch	866.75	65.25	81.75	50.75	57.50	46.00	56.75	69.50	69.75	46.50	69.25	47.75	73.50	65.75	66.75
Bush WackersTony Sapp	754.75	53.75	53.50	45.75	97.25	53.25	55.50	58.75	59.75	49.50	48.75	39.75	42.50	34.00	62.75
Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss	730.50	58.50	57.50	38.25	49.25	65.25	58.75	49.00	57.25	48.00	55.25	36.00	58.25	50.00	49.25

These are high scores, not payouts. The weekly scoring bonus began in 2022 — the 2022 constitution is the first to carry the rule, and no earlier sheet tracked a weekly winner.

Postseason

Scored round-robin against the whole field, not head to head — which is why this never lived in Yahoo. Points shown are the round's total.

Wild card round · week 15

Seed 3Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd186.55

Seed 4MoneyBallDamian Smith176.05

Seed 6The LosersBill Hahn172.60

Seed 5The Pale HorseChris Linebaugh169.47

Championship · week 16

1stCourtesy FlushPaul Ladd · from the wild card214.73

2ndRG3POMark Patullo · seed 1203.58

3rdMoneyBallDamian Smith · from the wild card163.90

4thRoobstaclesRobbie Hampton · seed 2155.57

Toilet Bowl · weeks 15–16

#1Jacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel339.86202.13 + 137.73

#2Orbital DebrisMartin Cabaniss334.25166.75 + 167.50

#3SquinchersRob Lynch314.50186.12 + 128.38

#4Gridiron GladiatorsJay Weber309.85176.10 + 133.75

#5Bush WackersTony Sapp283.14135.42 + 147.72

#6KapernickelJerry Harris269.78136.03 + 133.75

Payouts

As recorded in the season sheet.

$300Courtesy FlushPaul Ladd$300

$150RG3POMark Patullo$150

$100MoneyBallDamian Smith$100

$25Jacquizz in My PantsGreg Manuel$25

$25SquinchersRob Lynch$25

Season prizes only. This season predates the weekly scoring bonus.

Toilet Bowl: Jacquizz in My Pants. The drop log for this season records that a player was dropped but not by whom, so no transaction is attributed to a team. The $5 add/drop floor and $2/week drop shown here are fitted from this season's own drop log; no rules document from this era states them.. Scoring rules have changed since 2007, so totals are not comparable across eras.